Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Great! Maybe next time I'll electrocute you to death!

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Try to put your arm around her. If she pushes you away, then say: "Relax! Relax. I'll pay for the first abortion!"

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Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: No, but it will hurt when I pepper spray you.

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Hey! Doesn't this rag smell of chloroform?

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-My girlfriend and I want different things out of our relationship. -She wants marriage, children and a house. -I just want out.

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Nice Shirt. It would look better on my bedroom floor.

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-Get in the Van

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-Are you an angel? -Yeah...actually I am. I remember you-aren't you the guy that fell out of heaven? So THAT'S why your face is so screwed up.

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Girl: Wanna see my dick? Man: WHAT? Moral: This actually started out as me just mixing up the girl and guy part...

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-Can I have your number? -Can my boyfriend punch you in the face?

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Boy: Is your mom mexican? Girl: No/Yes why? Boy: Just wondering.

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hello my name is pogo would you like to jump on my stick?

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-how much does a polar bear way. -half as much as you (for fat girls)

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Can I have this dance? Sure just give me a minute to load my gun

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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I like your eyes. My eyes don't like you.

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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Pick up lines from the stoneage: Man: RARGH GROG BEAT YOU WITH CLUB! AND MAKE THE LITTLE GROGS WITH YOU! Woman: But I just had one! Aww not this again whatever... Moral: And over time women adjusted to clubs and often end up knocked up when passing out in them, While men that own their own clubs usually end up knocking up a lot more of them... Some things never change...

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Man: Hey, I'm Red. You like to walk? Woman: No. I prefer to run. Away from you

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guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon? girl:No. guy: well your no help.

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- I'd go to the end of the world for you - Good,Stay There

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hey Herpes Go Away!

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Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

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"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes." "They always say that before they go to sleep."

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