-If I could arrange the alphabet, that would be cool.

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Damn girl! You`re fat and ugly! its ok though, cuz Im desperate!

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"I prefer animals... but your so ugly you remind me of my dog"

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Boy: Are you Mc Donalds? Girl: Why because your loving it? Boy: No because ur fat and greasy!

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Man at bar: Hey girls... want my banana in your pajamas? ;) ;) ;) Girls: YEAH! Man: "thinks for himself..."... man I never get this reaction from girls.. you are a bunch of skanks and sluts... (leaves the bar) In the end, we are never happy with what we get are we? yeah... this is kinda the moral of this story... (Ps: My banana in your pajamas... I got a girlfriend, but someday Im gonna try that pick up line... hahahaha

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If you were my daughter id still be bathing you

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Hey baby, you're really hot, I like girls with some meat for my bone.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet i would pass on it.

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Were your parents chemists? cuz you look like TEST TUBE BABY :D

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Wanna go back to my place and watch some CarVideos?

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Ma'am, I'm sorry I'd like to ask a favour. Yes? Well, my penis died and I was wondering if I could bury it in your vagina?

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"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?" "Yes. I ruptured my bowels upon impact."

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Me: You know what bitch... You are *burp* such a bitch... That I am just gonna smear peanut butter on my crotch and... Lady: Dude, I am a man but okay! Me: You are a guy? Did you have to tell me that? I mean I got beer googles but I hear perfectly well! Then his girlfriend which happened to be my cousin showed up and... *facepalm*

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HERE COMES NERO! Ladies get your red thumbs ready, guys... Fuck off with all due respect.. To the ladies. Me: Who am I? Woman: Nobody as far a I care... Me: :D MORAL: I am Nobody, Nobody is PERFECT!

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Hey babe, how about my mom drives us to the comic book store in her Civic? I got a carseat with seat belts for two.

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-Hey comon baby dont be shy give me a little BlowJob -sorry im alergic to peanuts....

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What happens if an Internet troll has a heart attack Doesn't matter nobody will care

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If I could rearange the alphabet id put "I-W-A-N-T-S-E-X-Y-O-U together. SIr, not really but that was kinda impressive. Me: I know...

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"Hey girl, is there a mirror in your pants?" "No, that's just my penis."

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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Did you just fart coz you're blowing me away!

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I have a knife and a penis. Choose which one goes in you.

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I AM FAGNETO! WELCOME TO GAY!

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(At a Funeral) Male: I have a raging erection.

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