Is your dad a terrorist?? 'Cause you're a sex bomb.

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Man: Well... you seem female enough at least... wanna come home? Woman?: Uh... well... okay ;) But I am a man thought ;) Man: That is disgusting! I am so ashamed! Not Woman: Oh, well sorry :(.. Man: So... as I said you SEEM female enough so wanna come home? The other man: :D I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ASKED ME! ITS SO BEAUTIFUL... so well... NO! Man: This is not getting anywhere is it? Author. NO!

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Pick up lines from the stone age: Fail. Man: Hello, you look beautiful, I speak very well, and if you allow me to make love with you, I promise I will protect you and raise the child with you :)! Woman: WHAT? A guy without wild chesthair that speaks instead of grunting and yelling? You to sex me and you do not even got a club? I am SOOO gonna go to Grogg instead! He has like the biggest club and knows how to really HIT a woman! Moral: I would say somethings do change, but Id rather be Grogg than the loser above, of course I prefer hitting ON women first, if that does not work I... Oh right, I am married :P

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Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot? It's sunburn.

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Man: "Are you a parking ticket? 'Cos you have fine written all over you!" Woman: "Are you an a**hole? 'Cos you're hairy and you smell like s**t!"

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If you were Mufasa I'd help scar push you off the ledge

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? We are both religious figures at the head of our places of worship.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Dont talk to me, and I wont talk to you.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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You must be a parking ticket. Because you are dressed like i'd have to pay.

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What happens if an Internet troll has a heart attack Doesn't matter nobody will care

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"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?" "Yes. I ruptured my bowels upon impact."

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Roses are red Violates are blue Get in the van I have a gun.

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Wanna go back to my place and watch some CarVideos?

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-Hey, is there a fire extinguisher around here? 'Cause you're smoking hot. -Actually, there IS a fire extinguisher. I was about to slam you in the face with it.

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Female: Why? Male: Cus you look like an inbred hick

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Ma'am, I'm sorry I'd like to ask a favour. Yes? Well, my penis died and I was wondering if I could bury it in your vagina?

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Man enters a bar... ORIGINALITY FOR THE PEOPLE! Man: Hey, wanna go to my place later? Woman: Ok Ronald McDonald but you gotta take of your costume first and... Man: What costume? I am Michael Ja.. Moral: Stop it right there! Its too early for jokes about uh... Michael J Fox... yeah him yeah... lets keep it that way...

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You wanna have sex and get married?? Ok... Sorry.

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Girlfriend: you are much more naive when you are naked, and a small penis, no hair and are 23 years old

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Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you No, but I am trained in several martial art, so get the heck away from me

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're a fucking hillbilly.

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- hey baby i wanna show you something - wait i wanna show you something too -what is it? -my fists

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Do you have a mirror in your pants, because it looks like you have a dick.

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