How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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cockface

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*is your name angel cuz that's all i see? *is your name asshole cuz that's all i see

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For Christmas I got some toy soldiers, To play with when I'm in bed, But I got bored with my seargents and majors, So I played with my privates instead.

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Is there a mirror in your pocket?... Because if so, you should probably take it out and, uh, fix what you have going on there.

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How much per quarter hour? Actually do you do 10 minute blocks?

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Every girl wants to be swept off her feet... It's when you put her in the trunk of your car that she starts to freak out.

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Hi girls... whos coming home with me? And please dont reject me because I am a rich man and rejection makes me throw thousand dollar bills at random.

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Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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Guy: Your eyes are like the stars. Girl: Is it because the way they sparkle? Guy: No because they are really far apart.

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Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cu.mm.ing too

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Drunken man: Hey sexy ;) what is such a pretty thing doing in this shitty place? wanna come home with me? Nun: I am a nun! And this is a church! Drunken man: I know dammit im not THAT drunk... so what do you say? Nun: Uh... okay...

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What's a good comeback if a guy asked me "Bring me a sandwich"?? -COmeback with the goddamn sandwich

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Man:Are you in college? Woman:Yeah. Berry College. Lots of cows... Man:Well my name is Murad. You know, like, Moo to the radical. Moo, like, cows...

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I have the smallest erected dick in town, if you don't believe me ask my mama!

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I AM FAGNETO! WELCOME TO GAY!

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Did anyone ever tell you you smell like Catalina? Did anyone ever tell you you smell like a cat?

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He: did it hurt? She: when i fell from heaven? He: no. when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. go put some clothes on.

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Business Y U No Advertise?

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i would traval the earth for you. well then im going to the moon.

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-Do you come here often? -Yeah, but now that you're here, I think I'll find another bar.

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you know what rhymes with hug me LET'S HAVE SEX

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Is your father a gardener? -No, why? ..Because I was wondering what a cactus like you doing in a place like this.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause the ground around you looks like it's cracked.

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