- Anti-Pickup Line

Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot? It's sunburn.

You smell just like my mom...

Man: Hey yo sexy, wanna do it in the toilet so I can brag about banging the prom queen? The toilets are dirty but I got aids anyways and... Fine brit Lady: Eh well sire, you see... SURE! Moral: ANTICLIMACTIC ENDING SUCCESS!

do you clean your pants with windex cause i can see myself in them

Why was the little boy crying? Because he dropped his hamster in the garbage disposal

Hey whigs just thinking, you think these will get approved as "anti-pickuplines?" XD Anyway, relax dog, the car is yours, and yes its a custom engine I trimmed myself, never drove it but its like a fucking hummingbird, just be careful dawg, it drives far faster than the damn spedometer or whatever its called says, so if it says 30 whatevers, you are driving at double (ill fix that for you, was gonna do it anyways but I am at work now) Man, I increased productivity with 33 percent with my speeches and campaigns, if that bonus isnt legal then im quitting AFTER I DECREASE productivity with 120... By quitting... basically. Get a cab dude, dont turn into some spoiled asskissing piece of shit that hangs around for the money (not more than you already do, jk bro) and ill throw in the fucking bill for the cabfare, but you know the trust system whiggs, receipts always. Oh, and yeah anyone asks, you leased it, and just for the Nero says comment, I was watching that shit How I raped your mother with my wife, and I get to give you five slaps! At random times, as hard as I can.. ...You know I got small hands, and your sister knows that small hands just means the paperwork kind, while big other stuff, means fucked since I was nice. Yeah its at the summer vista whatever, playboy mansion my ass... Its actually a bit larger (a lot less uh the area around tho, listen man, im done doing my... well girls, so im gonna get some sleep soon, so if you got more to say, make it fast... Moral: You know I have always been EVERYONES GOD MINION, DARK FALLEN GOD OF CHAOS AND... Sex, money, yeah... REMEMBER: Push the pedal on that Fiat of yours, and you will end up wrecking the car on the paper thin walls on my garage, so watch the speed limit, if you end up killng yourself, Ill never forgive myse... Wait... ILL NEVER FORGIVE YOUR MOTHER AND BANG HER... Because... Ahh... You know, girls wont get off me, now hurry the hell up and just say you are coming over or not, because I need an excuse to get... Wait for it... Wait for it... NOT YOUR SISTER OF ME! But hey, im honest to your sister, this man gots love for all the girls in his life, or he dont deserve them. Answer asap, or im wrecking the car, seriously, answer quick and its yours... On the phone is fine.

It's not Rapee If you yell surprise!

Do you have cancer, because you look diseased.

Hey, I may not be too smart, I may not have a big dick, I may not be strong nor cool, but at least I uh...

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and banged every guy on the way down?

Male- You have 206 bones in your body, You want another ?

M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

-Go on don't be shy, Ask me out. -Okay Go out.

He: Let me be the reason you're up all night. She: You will be. I always wake up when I have nightmares.

You dont need makeup, plastic surgery is really cheap nowadays!

-don't sit on the table, people eat there! -don't sit on that chair, people sit there!

For Christmas I got some toy soldiers, To play with when I'm in bed, But I got bored with my seargents and majors, So I played with my privates instead.

Guy: Happy Birthday Girl: Huh? Guy: You're gonna get raped

Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

Is your dad a terrorist?? 'Cause you're a sex bomb.

-Hey, what's your sign? -I don't know, but yours must be Cancer.

Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

- hey id like my order for you - ok we put extra punch with it these days

Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Girl: Did it hurt when you were thrust through the ash-filled layers of Hell?

Anti-Pickup Line

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