- Anti-Pickup Line

If you were Mufasa I'd help scar push you off the ledge

I love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're a fucking hillbilly.

Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot? It's sunburn.

Girl: You know I've never kissed a boy....... Boy: Me too

Hey you've got the most beautiful f*cked up teeth I've ever seen.

Are you from Tennessee? Youre the only 10 i see, and im 59. I bet we could 69 beautifully.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. - No, it's okay. 'N' and 'O' are already together.

Let's not turn this rape... into a murder

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on.

—do you believe in love at first sight or shall I come back again? —no, and I think you shall not come back ever.

She - Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? becuase your-- He - I did not fall from heaven, you ignorant little twat.

-ILY -Aw. Spell it out it will make it more special. -I'm Leaving You

You must be a parking ticket. Because you are dressed like i'd have to pay.

You have a laugh like my favorite porn star.

Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

Girlfriend: you are much more naive when you are naked, and a small penis, no hair and are 23 years old

Man: Well... you seem female enough at least... wanna come home? Woman?: Uh... well... okay ;) But I am a man thought ;) Man: That is disgusting! I am so ashamed! Not Woman: Oh, well sorry :(.. Man: So... as I said you SEEM female enough so wanna come home? The other man: :D I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ASKED ME! ITS SO BEAUTIFUL... so well... NO! Man: This is not getting anywhere is it? Author. NO!

Man: HEY BITCH! LETS HAVE SEX! Damn ugly woman: OKAY! Next day... Man: Damn that was some nice sex, too bad the bitch was damn ugly though, even trough the beer googles... I wonder where she is... "damn ugly woman": woof woof! Bark bark! Moral: Do you see any moral in this immoral piece of shit? (Ps if you are stupid, the bitch was actually a dog... get it?)

Adventures of Drunken man with standards 2: Man: Well you are kinda uh... big for me... no offense lady, I mean you are sexy but you are... well fat.. in fact you are TRUCKING HUGE! and I have standards, HIGH STANDARDS ACTUALLY... but since you are so charming and have such a great personality... I guess we can go for it... Kid: Mommy... what is that naked man doing to that blimp? Moral: Standards... we all got them... they are invisible for a reason though...

- hey baby i wanna show you something - wait i wanna show you something too -what is it? -my fists

Man: May I have this dance? Woman: Take it, it's all yours [goes away]

At a drinking place :P: Man: You dare mock the great Sh... Woman: I am sorry I did not mean to humiliate that much... ehehehehe you are just a stupid jlttle nerd and all... :) Man: You will die moral... Woman: What?! Uh... did I mention how awesome you are? What was your name again? Man: You weak pathetic fool! 8 hours later: Woman: Please! Let me stay! Just for a little longer! Barman: Sigh... fine have a drink on the house. Woman: sips drink and dies Barman: Mission complete sir, she died instantly! Man: Instantly without pain? THAT WAS PATHETIC! Now... SUICIDE! Barman: No I refuse! Man: Drink it... or face the true WRATH OF SHAO KAHN! Barman: The true wrath? ANYTHING BUT THAT!Punches himself in the balls hoping he dies from the pain, passes out and tries again Man Is That your best? That was pathetic! Its official, you suck! Bhahahahahahaha! Moral: Fear the Wrath of Shao Kahn!

jack sanders

Anti-Pickup Line

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