that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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Hey babe, how about my mom drives us to the comic book store in her Civic? I got a carseat with seat belts for two.

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hey, your cute. hey, your not.

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Q: Why are Italian girls so hairy? A: Because it turns out its a genetic predisposition in which almost all males and females have when of the Italian ethnicity, these genetics are also parts of other race types.

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You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I'm at least half right.

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-Wanna go to my place? -Actually, I was gonna ask you the same question. -Really? Where do you live? -In a sexual harassment class.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Female: Why? Male: Cus you look like an inbred hick

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I take the the out of psychotherapist

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. - No, it's okay. 'N' and 'O' are already together.

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Man: There is a U and I in beautiful Woman: Ya, but there is only a U in ugly

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Your father must have been a theif, because you look like a pikiey

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Are u in the army cause u make my private stand at attention.

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man-hey baby you wanna go somewhere girl-no thanks hells over there

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If you were my daughter id still be bathing you

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This one is for the ladies: Man: If I could put 6 and 9 on my calculator we would have the greatest time ever ;) Woman: If you did that id just put 911 on my cellphone.

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Shall I compare you to a summer's day? Damn you're hot!

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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- hey id like my order for you - ok we put extra punch with it these days

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She - Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? becuase your-- He - I did not fall from heaven, you ignorant little twat.

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Guy: You look two times as beautiful with makup on. Girl: Really? I think you would too.

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Man: Well... you seem female enough at least... wanna come home? Woman?: Uh... well... okay ;) But I am a man thought ;) Man: That is disgusting! I am so ashamed! Not Woman: Oh, well sorry :(.. Man: So... as I said you SEEM female enough so wanna come home? The other man: :D I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ASKED ME! ITS SO BEAUTIFUL... so well... NO! Man: This is not getting anywhere is it? Author. NO!

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Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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