Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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It rubs the lotion onto it's skin

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Now this one is for the ladies: Girl: Hey there Alexa! Long time no see! Woman: Indeed dear, so... do you still do YOGA!? Girl: Nah I stopped after the YOGA FIRE! lessons and the YOGA TELEPORT! Lessons where too expensive... Woman: too bad! Can you still bend your legs behind your back though? ;) It looked so sexy... Girl: Oh well, as long as you can still do you YOGA STRETCH tongue you can come home with me and teach me a thing or two since I am just 19 and you are a 35 year old couger... if you know what I mean ;) Woman: Sure! I can teach you a lot of lusty immoral things ;). Conclusion: Girl: Not there... its hurts. Woman: Just relax girl, and it will work... Girl: YES OH YES!!! Moral: To show that my stories also support the ladies ;) Hey... its called the ANTIPICKUPLINE after all right?

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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-hey, come here a minute.

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Man: I bet I can scream so loud I can break the walls this post is made of. Woman: Pfff bullshit.. Man: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! Woman: Wow, I wanna go home with you! Man: Sorry, I dont wanna go home with you Moral I dont bang women I "have something to prove to" if ever... heck just ask a woman what makes her cool enough to ask/demand you to prove yourself... and you may just hit the soft spot...

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If you were on a shelf at build a bear workshop ....... I would stuff you , except it wouldn't be with cotton

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Let me stick it in...just once baby...that's all I'll need. ;)

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Man: There is a U and I in beautiful Woman: Ya, but there is only a U in ugly

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Is that a banana in your pants? Can I have yours?

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If you were a booger i would pick you Good thing you have no hands

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Do women shake the petrol pump after filling or is that just a guy thing?

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Damn gurl, are you a microwave? Cause for sure you are burning me hot.

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down

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Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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Do you have cancer, because you look diseased.

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Hey lady, you're really, really cute! Let's go out in the woods, GET NAKED and have sex!

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Man: Your body is a tempe! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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Male: Baby, I am God's gift to this earth! Female: Well, if I take a receipt up to Heaven, can I exchange you for someone better?

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The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

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Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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Baby if you were homework, I would do you all the time

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On a scale from 1 to 10, can I get your number?

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