Female: You're hot! Male: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha get in the van.

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At a bar (how creative): Man: I bet you look beautiful behind those tits... Woman: WHAT DO YOU MEAN DONKEYHOLE!?!?!?! Man: Uh... well I mean I really cant see your face and... Moral: Silicone tits are nice too... in MODERATION FFS!

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause you d*** sure look like a demon!

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-hey, come here a minute.

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Did It Hurt when you fell from heaven? No, because I was already dead.

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Hey babe wats ur sign Caution men at work

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This tux is rented by the hour, are you?

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B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

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- I'd do anything for you. - Die.

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Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot? It's sunburn.

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Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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Are you being followed because i've been see someone behind your back!

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men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

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roses are red, violets are blue, my toe hurts.

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- Have we met? - Honey, we're not meeting now.

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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Hey you've got the most beautiful f*cked up teeth I've ever seen.

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This is what Nero calls for his "destroyer" not sure if I should consider that flattering, he thinks so anyways, he just wants to say, that why the fuck are people suddenly scared of looooooooooooooooooooooong messages on the interbewbs. "No leave it be, interbewsbs sounds prefect" Nero The Hero "FINAL FRESH" What Nero And Vagina shouts? :)) Something is off here but he has passed out again :)) "God woman, you suck at pop cultural quotes" Nero, the fucklord (omg, he is crazy, gotta love this guy) "thanks" Nero the grateful. "I Ask you if you know who I am by saying "ITS ME MARIO and you still do not know what name is? THe red plumber Nintendo HIS NAME IS MARIO!?" Nero The (fucking annoyed at me) :)) Sorry guys just having fun. "THOU SHALL NEVER APOLOGIzE FOR THE WORD OF NERO" -Nero insists, I mean the LORD OF DARKNESS INSISTS "Can we fucking stop making quotes of me now? All the girls are laughing at me, WHY AM I SO DEFEATED!" Last quote added without his consent

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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-Hey sit on my face and I will guess your weight

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are you from tennessee? because your license plate said it.

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M: Woah I am drunk baby... But I gotta say... you`re the hottest bitch in town! B: Bark bark!

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