Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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At a bar (how creative): Man: I bet you look beautiful behind those tits... Woman: WHAT DO YOU MEAN DONKEYHOLE!?!?!?! Man: Uh... well I mean I really cant see your face and... Moral: Silicone tits are nice too... in MODERATION FFS!

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

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Stable relationships are for horses.

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Guy: Happy Birthday Girl: Huh? Guy: You're gonna get raped

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Man: Oh crap I don't have a condom Woman: Don't worry I have one

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he dropped his hamster in the garbage disposal

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? because I can... Yes actually, it's my new LCD Mirror Screen Protector for my iPhone.

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Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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are you from tennessee? because your license plate said it.

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Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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I have one thing to say to all the woman who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Famous male actors guide on pick-up. 1. Enter Disco. 2. Say hello out loud. 3. By this point you`re screwed... literally.

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Boy:do you know to spell "Idiot" with just one word? Girl:how? Boy:U

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause you d*** sure look like a demon!

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Lady: Is your name REAAAAAAAAALLY Moral? Moral: Stupid big titted bimbo... seems im getting laid tonight...just like I was today, and by midday and... yeah lie.. I mean brag a lot I do not have sex THAT many times a day... okay I lied again... Anyway vote me for president at least I am honest... well actually that was a lie but...

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Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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do you clean your pants with windex cause i can see myself in them

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What's your sign? Slippery when wet.

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"Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out." "I charge $80 with anesthesia, $40 without."

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You're like a drug to me. why because I'm so addicting?:) No, because you ruined my life.

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Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

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GEDDINTHEFRIGGENCAR

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