Hey you've got the most beautiful f*cked up teeth I've ever seen.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my toe hurts.

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Man: (in indian accent) HELLO I AM VERY RICH INDIAN MAN, I HAVE COLLECTION OF EXPENSIVE CARS AND LIMOS, I TAKE LADY HOME AND MAKE SWEET LOVE TO HER, THEN GIVE HER LOTSA JEWELS AND MONEY! Woman: Cool ill come home with you. Man: Uh... can you lend me money for the bus?

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-Wanna go to my place? -Actually, I was gonna ask you the same question. -Really? Where do you live? -In a sexual harassment class.

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Are you being followed because i've been see someone behind your back!

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There's a reason why they call my penis the Bunker Buster.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because, I believe in the afterlife.

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At a bar (how creative): Man: I bet you look beautiful behind those tits... Woman: WHAT DO YOU MEAN DONKEYHOLE!?!?!?! Man: Uh... well I mean I really cant see your face and... Moral: Silicone tits are nice too... in MODERATION FFS!

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- Have we met? - Honey, we're not meeting now.

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Hey baby, I wanna solve your equation with longggg devision! ;)

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do you clean your pants with windex cause i can see myself in them

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M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

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Man: Hello! I am SUPERMAN! And you are so hot you are my Kryptonite! Woman: then you better get lost before you die! Man: Uh well... yeah uh... walks away (in non super speed strangely) Moral: Think things trough sometimes...

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If you were a booger i would pick you Good thing you have no hands

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You must be a parking ticket. Because you are dressed like i'd have to pay.

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Hey babe wats ur sign Caution men at work

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Stable relationships are for horses.

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Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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Is that a banana in your pants? Can I have yours?

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: What? Him: When you fell out of the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?

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Guy: Hey :) Guy: Hey to you too :) Don't jump to conclusions people. They're gay.

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boy - would you like to dance? girl - hell no! boy - I think you misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants. girl - That's why I said "Hell No!" girl - I'm trying to deny the fact that I look fat in my pants. boy - damnit! girl - Phew!

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HELLO I AM BORAT! MISHIMUSH! I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THE MOVIE OF MAKING THE RAPE OF THE AMERICAN WOMAN! WILL YOU HELP US? Woman: NO!!!!!! Oh... ok Mishimush! We make the other Movie then, BORAT THE CRUSHINGS OF AMERICA.

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Hi, since its our first "Set Time Date" , I want you know I haven't got any STD's

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