Sickman Fraud: Hmm you look remotely alike my mother... Woman: Uh? Sickman Fraud: Yes fucking you should das probably give me some release, die reason to resist me is not necessary, you envy my pingas and I can assign it to you if you put on this ugly wig and yell "bad boy" whilzt I das fukte das rassenhol... Woman: OMG SICK! Moral: The father of modern psychology? Seriously?! I was going for a bachelor in psychology studies, but its just disgusting.

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How does a ghost walk through walls? There's normally a door.

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Roses are red Violets are gold Get on your knees And do what your told

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Him: What's it like in Hell? Her: Why are you asking me that? Him: Because you're the devil and I know where the f*ck you came from; I can see you're horny.

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-hey, come here a minute.

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-As I slipped my finger in her hole I could feel her getting wetter and wetter, When I pulled it out she was going down on me. I should probably start looking for a new boat...

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rapee? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: Ascending from hell and breaking through the earth's crust.

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You wanna have sex and get married?? Ok... Sorry.

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What's your favorite condiment? Mine's mayonaise.

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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Whatever I'll just date myself.

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I hate you already.

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Hey baby! If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me? - [ It's unknown who originally said this. Maybe it was some rowdy guy in a 1970s disco].

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Hey baby, can I cream in your chocolate?

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Q: How did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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-I heard you broke up :). -Yes, cookies to put in my ice cream!

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Male: Baby, I am God's gift to this earth! Female: Well, if I take a receipt up to Heaven, can I exchange you for someone better?

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My friend and I flipped a coin to see who will ask you out and I won.

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While I am certain that the police consider you a person of interest, I assure you I do not.

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Guy : Hey, there's a party in my pants. Wanna join? ;] Girl : Can't, I'm allergic to crabs.

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Man: Hey! Are you into stuff like violence robbery rape cheating orgies machismo torture and pedophilia? ;) ;) Girl: WHAT? NO! Man: Ok me neither so you qualify to come home with me. Girl: Well... that honestly makes you better than most of the lot... why not... so yeah lets go!

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He: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilised!

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you look like my mother

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