Damn gurl, are you a microwave? Cause for sure you are burning me hot.

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-hey, come here a minute.

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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You belong in heaven. So make sure you say hi to God for me.

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Do you have cancer, because you look diseased.

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Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

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Do women shake the petrol pump after filling or is that just a guy thing?

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Guy: wow! Why are you naked and on top of me? Girl: What are you talking about! We are at a bar! Guy: Oh sorry I am a psychic and keep getting flashes of the near future...

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

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If you were a booger i would pick you Good thing you have no hands

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Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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Man enters bar and does a lot of magic tricks, all the prettiest women are extremely impressed: Girls: WOW! We would do anything to see more of that! Guy: Uh... damn I forgot what to do after this... Moral: Screw the game man, its a stupid book, just be your moronic self and someone will like you for the lovely disgusting moron that you are... by the way you lost the game :D

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On a scale from 1 to 10, can I get your number?

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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- Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? - Nah, angels like me, have wings.

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The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

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Boy- is that a mirror in your pants? Girl-? Boy-because i see my self in your pants Girl-oh this, this is a picture of crap!

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Did It Hurt when you fell from heaven? No, because I was already dead.

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F: I AM SO DRUNK AND HORNY I COULD FUCK ANYONE M: Hey, wanna fuck? F: I SAID ANYONE.. Not anything... Heck I got standards! Moral: Heck she has standards! Her dog is someone!

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Man: Your body is a tempe! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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