- Anti-Pickup Line

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Baby if you were homework, I would do you all the time

On a scale from 1 to 10, can I get your number?

- Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? - Nah, angels like me, have wings.

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Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

Did It Hurt when you fell from heaven? No, because I was already dead.

The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

Boy: Wanna go see a movie. Girl: Which movie. Boy: Texas Chainsaw Massicure. Girl: What is it about. Boy: Unicorns and Rainbows. Girl: Let's go!

Man: Your body is a tempe! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: What? Guy:When I drugged you, then dragged you all the way to my place and banged the hell out of your ass? I also managed to get my entire fist in and out of your ass several times. Moral: Wanna go out with me?

He: did it hurt? She: when i fell from heaven? He: no. when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. go put some clothes on.

Hey wanna have sex and get married! ......... sorry.......

Man: Hey! Are you into stuff like violence robbery rape cheating orgies machismo torture and pedophilia? ;) ;) Girl: WHAT? NO! Man: Ok me neither so you qualify to come home with me. Girl: Well... that honestly makes you better than most of the lot... why not... so yeah lets go!

Guy texting random girl: u must b wearing space pants cuz ur as is out of this world no im wearing baseball pants cuz my as is out of ur leage (this girl deserves an award)

Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: Ascending from hell and breaking through the earth's crust.

You wanna go somewhere? Yeah, where? The Swingers Association.

Guy:Are you wearing space pants, cause that ass is out of this world! Girl:No, they're baseball pants, cuz this ass is out of your league.

men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

How much does a whales weigh? How much? Just enough to make you look skinny.

You look just like my sister! That's funny,... CUZ IM A DUDE

boy: hey wanna hang out some time?! girl: O MY GOD! r u hannah montanna?!

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

You are almost as beautiful as my mother.

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