Girl, if your body was for sale... ...ID BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! Moral: Thank you Robocop.

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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Guy: Happy Birthday Girl: Huh? Guy: You're gonna get raped

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What's your sign? Slippery when wet.

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Hi, since its our first "Set Time Date" , I want you know I haven't got any STD's

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Moral: Hey, how you doing? ;) Woman: Moral? Are you that guy that signs all his posts on horsecrapz network and adds miscellaneous notes? Moral: Yep that's me ;) Woman: OMG LIKE EWWW! Id never do you! Moral: Uh, when did even make such a suggestion? Moral:Well I am married...

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Man: Oh crap I don't have a condom Woman: Don't worry I have one

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- If i could rearange the alphabet i'd puit you and i together. - That's not necessary because N and O are already together.

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- Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? There is no response because she passed out from it and he leaves in order to void suspicion.

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boy - would you like to dance? girl - hell no! boy - I think you misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants. girl - That's why I said "Hell No!" girl - I'm trying to deny the fact that I look fat in my pants. boy - damnit! girl - Phew!

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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You are the personification of beauty. ,..Wanna Shag?

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Let me stick it in...just once baby...that's all I'll need. ;)

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Boy- I'm heading back to my place. Want to come? Girl-Sorry you strike me as a person who cums all by himself.

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Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every single guy on your way down?

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down

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Hey girl, is your name Ethiopian food? Because your playing hard to get.

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A blond, a brunette and a black haired girl are all stuck on an island....stupid women.

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- Did it hurt? - What? - When you were catapaulted from the firey bowels of Hell?

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Batman bravely leaps in front of the Robin: Bats: WATCH OUT FOR THAT GAY-RAY! *Bats suddenly grabs Robin and starts making out with him* Bats: I am sorry, I cannot stop it... I... Robin: I am underage so maybe it was a pedo-ray or something... Joker: What gay ray? What pedo ray? It was suppose to disintegrate you! But whatever, I win. Moral: It was a looong trip back home.

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Your the penisbutter to my vagmite;)

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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Boy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until I heard that horrible pick-up line.

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