here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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So, you're a girl, huh?

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i would drag my balls through miles of broken glass, just to hear you fart through a walkey-talkey

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sHe; Theirs a "L" in love. he; and theirs a L in Lick my penis.

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet... that would be nice..

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male- are you from Tenessee female- why? am I the only ten you see? male- no, i was just going to say you look a little inbred.

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“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.” (Groucho Marx)

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-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

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My friends just bet me 50 dollars that I couldn't pick you up if I came over and spoke with you, would you like a few free drinks on their money?

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boy: hey wanna hang out some time?! girl: O MY GOD! r u hannah montanna?!

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Hello im a thief and I'm here to steal your purse

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Wanna come home to my star destroyer and play with my lightsaber? No? How about just a trip down the Enterprise bridge to have fun with my romulans?... if you know what I mean? ;) ;)

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Man: What did you say this horrible machine did look like? Woman: It was terrible it was like a man sized yellow and red robot that shoot lasers! After I refused its offer to come home with him he shoot lasers and destroyed my house... buah ;( ;( Man: That is terrible! Despicable! We have to do something about this! Such a beautiful supermodel should never go trough such a terrible atrocity! Woman: Buah... sigh... sniff... I know... but it was terrible! Man: so so my lady... you can come live with me in my giant mansion and we can have a couple of drinks to calm your nerves and relax... ;) Woman: Thank you Mr.Stark... Man: Oh Just call me Iron Ma... I mean Tony!

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I have never dated a horse-faced woman before :)

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In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

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-You wanna get laid tonight? -You wanna never have sex again?

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Hey girl, you must have fallen from heaven, because you're so old you should have died already and so ugly that they must have kicked you out as soon as you got there.

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Did you gain weight? Because I think your gravitational pull towards me just increased.

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man: you look like my favorite girl. Girl: is that so? Man: yupp, best dog i ever had.

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Man: Put your face over my fist as I say shinku Woman: Huh? Ok whatever.... SHOOOOOOOOOORYUKEEEEEEN!

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Man: Wanna come to my place? Woman: Maybe if you take of the ski-mask and black clothing... Man: But then you'll ruin the surprise! :(

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me- hey baby wanna hve sexual intercourse girl- sure because using the word intercourse in a sentence tunrs me on.

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hey girl, whats your sign? slippery when wet.

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2 fake blondes hitting on me. blondes: we're twins! me: so where are you from? blonde1: canada! blonde2 (at the same time): finland!

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