male- are you from Tenessee female- why? am I the only ten you see? male- no, i was just going to say you look a little inbred.

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MAN- You're trying to imagine me naked aren't you? WOMAN- No. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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Sorry, I don't wanna date a guy who's best pickup line is cocaine.

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Are you from tennessee? Because your inbred and retarted.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *sigh* Did what hurt? (Expecting him to say "When you fell from heaven") Boy: When you broke through the earths crust, ascending from hell.

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Hey girl, I am a rich guy with a huge estate and stuff, while you live under a cardboard box so... Your place or mine? Both, I to your place, and you to mine.

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I have one thing to say to all the woman who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Man: I am willing to give my life for you. Woman: How about you fucking get one instead and rather seek me out then? Moral: M-M-M-Morale breaker!

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I'll punch ya!

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4 out of 5 people enjoy being gangraped

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Guy : your looking well! Girl: awh thanks Guy: You must have shaved this morning.....waaaaaay

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Is that a ladder in your tights or are you just a cheap whore?!

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Man: Comon babe a little BJ wont hurt anyone get down..... Woman: sorry im alergic to peanuts

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Is that a mirror in your pants? We should have sex immediately.

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Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

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Hey ladies ;) I like to post lots of anti-pickuplines! ;) Girls: WOW! I WANNA JOIN YOU HOME! ME TOO ME TOO! The anti-part: This will never happen in real life.

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Wanna come home to my star destroyer and play with my lightsaber? No? How about just a trip down the Enterprise bridge to have fun with my romulans?... if you know what I mean? ;) ;)

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why did the boy laugh? A:he saw another boy get raped by a giant scorpian

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Honestly bitch, I hate you, but my balls are bursting so its either you or the next disgusting ugly bitch in line, my mom!

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-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

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What's your sign? Slippery when wet.

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your boobs are bigger than my nose

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