How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know. Quite a lot, actually.

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Hey girl, I just fuck my diapers, wanna change them ;) Moral: This has to be the one of the worst pickup lines in history.

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*on Halloween* Male: My name's Dick, and you're a very pretty PUSSY-cat. Female: I'll cut off your penis.

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My penis becomes hard and hard when I see your mom, but weak when I see you.

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Jack is riding his new yellow bicycle. His father bought it for his 12th anniversary. Jack is ecstatic to have his first ride down his street. Erick thinks its ugly.

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male:hey what that between your leggs female: my sisters penis

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Woman: You've got the body of a god, too bad that it's Buddha... Man: You've got the face of a Princess, too bad that it's Diana.

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Female: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Male: I'm actually a broom in disguise.

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Do you have an STD? No. DO you want one??

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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Great! Maybe next time I'll electrocute you to death!

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If you were homework, I would slam you on my table and do you all night long.

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can i just touch your face for like, a couple seconds.

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My greatest strength is my self-deprecating sense of humor, but its probably not worth getting to know me.

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G: YOU KILLED MY FATHER! M: Yes yes I killed my father too, but you do not see me whining about it... M: So ... wanna date? I am quite the Male Bison in bed ;) G:NOOOOO! M: Just get in the damn plane! G: BISOOOOOOOOOOOON!

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Still a better love story than Twilight

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guy: can i rape you? girl: No Guy: great that means any sex we have from now on is consensual, thanks

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Her: Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number Him: Tibet you are. But I'm not Russian into anything, sorry.

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Guy- Hey, wanna come back to my place? Girl- Umm... I don't think 2 people can fit in that box...

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Her: Guess what? Him: What? Her Yo Mama! Him: Is she that slut i did last night?

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- Do you wanna play the rape game? - NO! - That's the spirit!

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Nerdy Pokemon Pickup he: i want to squirrtle on your jigglypuff she: I want to boulder smash your face

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I just shat my pants..... can I get in yours?

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damn, girl... you look like you put your socks on BOTH feet.

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-Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I'd be in prison.

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