whats it like being the only beautiful girl in the world? Whats it like having the smallest dick in the world?

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At a bar: Man: Hi according to horsehead network I am the third most useless "invention" in the world! Moral: See what I did there? No? Then go see the pointless inventions section :P

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I've got candy.

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He: I know all 21 letters of the Alphabet She: Isn't there 26?? He: Oh yeah...i keep forgetting URAQT

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good thing i got my library card cuz im checking you out. i hate people who have library cards.

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You're hot, I'm ugly. Lets make average babies.

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You like peanuts? Cause I like penis.

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At a cemetery: Girl: This place is so creepy at night... I should have left sooner... Man: RAWRGH! BRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!!!! Girl: EEEEEEEEEEEEK! (runs away) Man *takes off makeup and fake blood* Man; Well, I guess that did not work... Moral: If they dont like you while you are alive, there are always un-dead options...

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You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day! ...I'm a paraplegic, asshole.

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Hey girl, I May not be Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed rock! ;)

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why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

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- I think i lost my number, can i have yours? - I think i lost my number too.

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Hi, I've taken like 8 dumps today... Wanna dance?

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hey baby, are you on your menstrual cycle? No i came on my honda!

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Whats best about having sex with twenty six year olds?..... Theres twenty of them!

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Golgo12, sorry not here, If antijoke is down we will just have to chat another time, but you know for this piece of shit site`s rank as the worlds most useless man, its not the first time I achieve the impossible, or as I say "those claiming that somethings are impossible, should stay out of the way of those making it happen" Anyway, yeah point zero is my "world" and you can come see how you like it for yourself, so far its been working perfectly for 4 months, and while I am officially a cripple (for the meantime, a bit of lots of pain has never slowed me down for long, you get used to it) Ill keep talking long after I am dead apparently, as shutting up is a major factor with these painkillers. See ya.

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Man: "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the Titanic, and I'll be the iceberg making you go down." Woman: "That would be a massive disaster."

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- Did you fall from heaven? - No, I dug my way up from Hell.

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so... you're a girl,huh?

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Hi, GET IN THE VAN, Drink this, Don't Scream whisper* "does ur body fit in my trunk?"

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

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I know who you are, and where you live. Can we meet there later?

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Man: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the MoralmanBitch! *Throws couch at woman* WHOAAAAAAAAAARGH!* Woman: *dead* Man:Hey wake up bitch! HEY! I said wake up or ill have my way with you!... Moral got jugs! Moral: Works every time

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