Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

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M:Hey baby you must be a GENERAL because your making my PRIVATES stand up F:Hmm, Your still a MAJOR disappointment See whaat i did tharrgh?

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Well there's the exit, will you go out with me?

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Hi, I've taken like 8 dumps today... Wanna dance?

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- Hey, what do you do for a living? - Female impersonator

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I have a gun.

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fancy going halves on a bastard?

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Guy: Are you an angel? Girl: Wait till I die, i'll be one.

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I'm a black belt at pretty much everything, Karate, Larate, Jiu-Jitsu, Kickpunching, Beltmaking, Taekwondo.........bedroom...|:D ~Rick, the Adventure Sphere

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You look exactly like my sister.

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- Is it hot in here, or is it just the broken A/C unit?

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If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.

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"My mom won't be home for hours..."

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The word of today is "leg's",no whom are i kidding, bird is the word!

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I'll drop my standards, if you drop your pants ;)

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So do you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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wow youre really pretty... just kidding youre fat

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Boy: can i have your number? Jewish girl *pulls up sleeve*

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Hey do you like mansauce? Moral: MORAL KOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAT!

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Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow. RAPIST!

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girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

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can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under

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Me about four years ago: Girl: So what do you do? Me: I am an author. Girl: Cool! So like what do you write and stuff? Me: I am on my third book I am writing for Tom Clancy. Girl: Get outta here! You are so full of shit! This kinda happened a lot of times actually. ...Its true, then he died, now I am trying to rewrite the whole piece of crap into science fiction, yeah! Come sue me CLANCY! Do you think ANYBODY thought that you could write like 732 books a year? (Even though they where pieces of shit, I would know, mine are still the worst rated, but not worst selling because I dont know)

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yo im will smith yo, thats my name and I was juzz wonderin if you ever you know like the beach or bbq because stuff happen yanno and while I do some rap id just belieeve that things are a bit crazy these times so I was thinking maybe ill ask you out right? But then I was like WHAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAA and... Hey gurl where you goin im just getting warmed up. Moral: I met the guy, day one I had a great day, day two I didnt get any sleep and now I hate him, the end.

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