Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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“Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.” ? Groucho Marx

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hey angel you duh sexy , if you duh rice i eat you everyday-pha haha

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Are you from Ireland cause my penis is dublin'

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I think your cute. I though you were cute, until I saw you...

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Male: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Female: If you were an ass, I would kick you first.

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HE ; " MY NAME'S BOND, JAMES BOND" SHE;" MY NAME'S ****, **** OFF!"

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hey girl, were you in 9/11? cause I'll never forget you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I thought I was ugly, but then I met you

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Guy: So do you wanna come over to my place? Girl: Not really but thanks for the offer.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id violate your ass hole.

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Guy: Can we go on a date? Girl: A date? You couldn't find a date if I handed you a bag of fruit!

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If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could i come between the holidays?

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- You're a bombshell! - Too bad it ain't gonna BANG!

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You're like a star in the sky. Nothing but gas.

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Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.

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Dont let this rape turn into a murder

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I want you to come over, so we can go in my room, turn off the lights, go under the covers, and ill show you my glow in the dark watch..just kidding my penis.

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I've got a black belt in lovin'.

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He: pick a number between 1 and 10 Her: 8 He: you lose take your top-off!

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-Hey baby, what's yo sign? - U Turn

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Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice... and throw you into the freezing water and drown you, because you're really ugly.

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rohypnol. rape drug

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