M - If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. F - Yeah, it's too bad that N and O are already together.

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Guy: Would you like to dance? Girl: no Guy: Good! Because I have to go take a shit!

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He: If i were a carpenter i would nail you She: If i were a hammer i would hit you

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Roses are red, violets are blue I thought I was ugly, but then I met you

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“Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.” ? Groucho Marx

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Is there a mirror in your pants? If so, you should shove it up your ass, it would probably make you look better.

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Hey babe, are your parents arseholes? Because your the shit.

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who wants to play EPAR

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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Batman enters a bar: Batman: Ladies... I am Batman... *everyone runs out screaming* Batman: *facepalm* Moral: Want to be feared? Well what did you expect? Who I am? Are you dense? Retarded or something? I am the goddamn Moral-Man!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blob fish are ugly and so are you.

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you ascended from the depths of hell and broke through the earth's crust?

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Guy: want to hear a joke about my penis. don't worry, it's too long Girl: want to hear a joke about my vagina. don't worry, you won't get it

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Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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He: pick a number between 1 and 10 Her: 8 He: you lose take your top-off!

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I want you to come over, so we can go in my room, turn off the lights, go under the covers, and ill show you my glow in the dark watch..just kidding my penis.

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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What do u get when u mix a black a guy and an octopus The best dam cotton pickin machine you'll ever see!

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Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.

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the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

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What's worse than walking on a beach? Not walking on a beach.

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If I said you had a beautiful body I'd be lying.

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Woman: Quit staring at me and undressing me with your eyes! Man: I was just imagining you in a tasteful outfit.

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Guy: So do you wanna come over to my place? Girl: Not really but thanks for the offer.

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