- Anti-Pickup Line

- You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast! -You're so cold that if you drunk a glass of water, you'd poop out ice.

Sexual harassment, it can be a touchy subject.

At a huge bar only known as Castlevania... Woman: Get lost loser! Why would I wont pay you "tribute" you pervert! Man: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh.... I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute! Woman: What do you mean? You are totally insane and make no sense at all! Man: Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions.,, Woman: You are quite the nutjob man... Man: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you! Woman: EEEK! Man: But what is this? Did I just attack a woman wearing a cross? Is your last name Belmont? Woman: Yeah So? Is there a problem with my HOLY CROSS! Man on fire: WHAT? THIS CANNOT BE! ARGH!!!!!!! Moral: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vader getting it on ;): My sexual prowress overcomes even the power of the dark side. Can you even have sex? ... Uh... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I lost my Nobel prize, can you help me find it?

I'd hit that.... with a truck.

Gurl, I'll do you like I do my homework. Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

If you were a booger, I would pick up you first.

I was a little bit nervous to talk to you at first, but thankfully my Aides encouraged me to do it.

Low confidence edition: Woman: Hi there cutie, you new here? Guy: Lady, believe me I am out of your league. Woman: You look really nice and I was wondering if... Guy: No really, believe me, I am boring and a virgin, but my mom says I am nice, but pfft no, just stop wasting your time and giving me false allusions please... Moral: Someone kill that faggot!

- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? - No but I scraped my knees when I climbed up from hell

Close you`re eyes and open you`re mouth. unzips pants

The below is no anti-pickupline unless you are a Jehova`s witness and want to uh... save my sole or something? Or just read a fun story... Moral: Like pick up lines is something one of them would use... actually they do after I reject their many offers... how? Keep on reading below to find out... its fun, promise. (unless you are a Jehova`s witness...)

Pooh... my my... it sure its fucking cold outside, I have cooled down now, excuse me while I get back to... My well... Je ne sais quoi... Allright, foursome sex! There you got it, thumb this bitch down because I dont like bragging, but these girls dared me to do it, and we all gotta provide and share ;) Moral: I am the only man of course feck! The alternative is disguting!

He: Did you fall from Heaven? She: Well... He: 'Cos I got an erection. She: -__-

Would you like a free breast reduction consultation?

Guy: what do this pickup line and your face have in common? Girl: what? Guy: they are both poorly constructed.

Baby! you're on fire! Yeah, well I am an arsonist.

-I love you.

Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

Soon

Got milk? Cuz baby, im of it!

He - Hey Dreamboat! She - *turns around He - No you, shipwreck

Anti-Pickup Line

A collection of responses to pickup lines, and just bad ones in general!

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