- You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast! -You're so cold that if you drunk a glass of water, you'd poop out ice.

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-how much do i have to pay you to **** me? -how much do i get for taking you back to the zoo?

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Vader getting it on ;): My sexual prowress overcomes even the power of the dark side. Can you even have sex? ... Uh... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Sexual harassment, it can be a touchy subject.

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Gurl, I'll do you like I do my homework. Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

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He: Did you fall from Heaven? She: Well... He: 'Cos I got an erection. She: -__-

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The below is no anti-pickupline unless you are a Jehova`s witness and want to uh... save my sole or something? Or just read a fun story... Moral: Like pick up lines is something one of them would use... actually they do after I reject their many offers... how? Keep on reading below to find out... its fun, promise. (unless you are a Jehova`s witness...)

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I was a little bit nervous to talk to you at first, but thankfully my Aides encouraged me to do it.

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I lost my Nobel prize, can you help me find it?

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Pooh... my my... it sure its fucking cold outside, I have cooled down now, excuse me while I get back to... My well... Je ne sais quoi... Allright, foursome sex! There you got it, thumb this bitch down because I dont like bragging, but these girls dared me to do it, and we all gotta provide and share ;) Moral: I am the only man of course feck! The alternative is disguting!

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I'd hit that.... with a truck.

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Low confidence edition: Woman: Hi there cutie, you new here? Guy: Lady, believe me I am out of your league. Woman: You look really nice and I was wondering if... Guy: No really, believe me, I am boring and a virgin, but my mom says I am nice, but pfft no, just stop wasting your time and giving me false allusions please... Moral: Someone kill that faggot!

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Guy: what do this pickup line and your face have in common? Girl: what? Guy: they are both poorly constructed.

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If you were a booger, I would pick up you first.

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Would you like a free breast reduction consultation?

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Is someone following you? Cuz ive been seeing people behind your back.

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Close you`re eyes and open you`re mouth. *unzips pants*

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-I love you.

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Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

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- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? - No but I scraped my knees when I climbed up from hell

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Yo mama so stupid she traded her shoes for a pair of socks!

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Baby! you're on fire! Yeah, well I am an arsonist.

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Soon

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Excuse me lady, may I say that you got wonderful hands? Aww please yes. Would you like a drink my buy? Please :D How classy. Why thank you, would you fancy some hard anal sex on camera for end up on youtube? Moral: He is keeping it classy...

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