- Anti-Pickup Line

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-Hey baby, what's yo sign? - U Turn

Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

-Isnt this the bus to Vermont? -No, its an pineapple without a flute. -Are you a bus driver? -No, im an umbrella!

He: Will we have sex tonight? She: Yes, only I don't know with who you will.

nice kid... want another?

Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

If i could rearrange the alphabet, id violate your ass hole.

i wanna see your dick? i cant seem to find it...... sorry

I'd hit that.... with a truck.

Would you like to come home with me you wetback spic?

Close you`re eyes and open you`re mouth. unzips pants

-how much do i have to pay you to **** me? -how much do i get for taking you back to the zoo?

If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

You look like a dog... Wana bone?

Chick:- Don't worry, we all get nervous when we meet people. My brother: yeah, but my buttcrack gets sweaty & smelly when i get nervous!

hey girl, were you in 9/11? cause I'll never forget you.

If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could i come between the holidays?

" Grab your coat love ...it's cold in my basement"

rohypnol. rape drug

Soon

Male: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Female: If you were an ass, I would kick you first.

A guy asks a girl in the bar if he can buy her a drink she denies saying that alcohol is bad for her legs the guy asks why do they swell? No. they spread.

Anti-Pickup Line

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