Hey girl! Faggot.

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Boy: can i have your number? Jewish girl *pulls up sleeve*

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your beauty surpasses that of the greek goddess aphrodite.

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guy: r u from mcdonalds, coz im luvin it :D Girl: r u from burger king coz ur fat :L

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I'll drop my standards, if you drop your pants ;)

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M:Hey baby you must be a GENERAL because your making my PRIVATES stand up F:Hmm, Your still a MAJOR disappointment See whaat i did tharrgh?

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hey,are you a parking ticket? because nobody likes you.

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Guy: Thanks Girl: Why? Guy: Cuz you made me get rid of that boner

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Are you a computer technician? Because you turn my hardware into software.

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I have a gun.

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- You're a bombshell! - Too bad it ain't gonna BANG!

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Golf.

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I'll never forget the day I swept you off of my feet.

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"I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?"

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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-Your eyes are as blue as toilet water

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You like my boobies ;) Girl: I said no you disgusting fat bastard! Moral: What fucking kind of MOTHERFUCKING MORAL are you expecting to find here?!?

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I'm an Ice Bear, I guess i just broke the "ICE" between us ....

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Man: Hey baby, I hear you are lesbian, that sounds really sexy! ;) Woman: Take the damn hint asshole! I am a lesbian! Man: Hey! Woah! Relax! I already know where you come from, say, are all girls in Lesbia this hostile? Moral: They are friendlier in south Lesbia...

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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Hey girl, do you have a map? Becuase I keep getting lost when i try to find your house.

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If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.

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Yeah... you'll have to do.

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-When you see the most beautiful girl ever, you take her next to a cliff, a manhole or whatever and you kick her off the cliff. Man: THIS IS SPARTA! Girl: Wow what a manly man! *dies* Moral: What? This is anti-pickup lines! And its not like you are gonna get the most beautiful girl ever anyways... Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

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Anti-Pickup Line

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