Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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Are you an electrician? Cuz' you turn me on.

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You are so beautiful. You look just like my dead wife. You can come back to my place and the 3 of us can get to know each other better.

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Hey, I your dad a baker?...Cuz it would be really cool if he were a baker.

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Nice legs what time do they open

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Me: Honestly, I just want to RAPING you. Woman: YES PLEASE! Me: Fuck off its not RAPING it its consensual... Moral: Yeah sometimes they say yes, its when they say no I become shadow made flesh... ...And wait for you... Am I here?... NOPE Ill get you rawr I will now stalk you silently for hours... days... Anyway im bored your nothing ... Moral: SAY YES YOU MUCKING MIDIOT!

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*is your name angel cuz that's all i see? *is your name asshole cuz that's all i see

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhyming get in the van.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause the ground around you looks like it's cracked.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet i would pass on it.

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I'm jealous of every girl that hugs you, Because for that one second she held my entire world.

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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to F*** you with a rake.

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I scream, You scream, The Police come, It's Awkward...

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That King that said: Kill all male babies... Lets say he was a teenager? Moral: Excellent job son, but you see, sharing is caring, have a victory drink!... Thing is... I don't care... rest well...For eternity... Hughman Heffer... The seed has been sown... you got nothing on me...

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At a moral man bar... "the most awesome place on earth": Man: I thumb down my comments now, and somehow they end up thumbed the next day... Woman: Uh... what comments? Moral: Be specific... or at least dont brag to pick up chicks... now if you wanna be yourself and could not give shit about the rest, then go ahead! It will actually improve your chances!

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Man: (puts on a stern face and mans up) Hey you random hoe, wanna have sex? Woman: Sigh... sure why not... at least you dont play games. Man: WHAT? IT WORKED? IT WORKEEEEED?! OMG truCKINg goD wOooooot wooooooot hell I aM gonna get laid tonight it finally worked yaehaieHeiAHEIHAIEHIAHE Wootowtowot I AM GONNA LOSE MY VIRGI... Woman: never mind, you are too noisy... Moral: Desperation... harder to hide than you think..

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Do you want to see something swell?

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You must have a large mass because i am highly attracted to you

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- you are in my mind everyday - and your in my way

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Are you cold? Because you're just not hot.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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I like my women like I like my coffee I drink Tea

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male: hey wanna ride female: STRANGER DANGER!

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