-Darling, I will never stop pursuing you. Even from the ends of the earth, I will follow you wherever you go. Really, I love you that much. -"Honey", I will call the police and have you thrown in jail for stalking me. Really, I hate you that much.

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Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you No, but I am trained in several martial art, so get the heck away from me

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guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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Sorry, I don't wanna date a guy who's best pickup line is cocaine.

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male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

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- Hey baby! You make my heart beat. - Oh, well you make my stomach churn.

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-Do you come here often? -Yeah, but now that you're here, I think I'll find another bar.

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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Man: I bet I can scream so loud I can break the walls this post is made of. Woman: Pfff bullshit.. Man: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! Woman: Wow, I wanna go home with you! Man: Sorry, I dont wanna go home with you Moral I dont bang women I "have something to prove to" if ever... heck just ask a woman what makes her cool enough to ask/demand you to prove yourself... and you may just hit the soft spot...

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hello my name is pogo would you like to jump on my stick?

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Roses are red violets are blue i got a gun get in the van!

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I right next to each other. You say that you want me? Well don't what you come for!!

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What's your sign? Slippery when wet.

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M: What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? F: Running and screaming for help

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- Lets get outta here and have some fun - If you got your fathers dick....no

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your boobs are bigger than my nose

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M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

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You wanna have sex and get married?? Ok... Sorry.

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M: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? F: North Korea

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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Hey baby! If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me? - [ It's unknown who originally said this. Maybe it was some rowdy guy in a 1970s disco].

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Man: Hey you are so pretty I bet you are a hooker! Woman: Uh.. thanks but no.. Man: Damn... I was hoping to get laid tonight...

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You must be tired... I assume you are because I am after following you on your four mile run through the park today.

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