that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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-Do you come here often? -Yeah, but now that you're here, I think I'll find another bar.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

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Roses are red violets are blue i got a gun get in the van!

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"Hey did I not meet you at the singles and desperates club?"

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What's your sign? Slippery when wet.

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Aww seriously dude? That would be awesome, gotta warn you though, this car repair dude, is really ripping my shirt off but you know, ill send you the bill. 666 (my phone is on the charger, get me a new one and ill write a fucking essay about my sisters ass and post it here I really need a phone)

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That outfit looks fantastic on you... ..it would look even better in an evidence bag

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How do you know where gonna have sex tonight.Im stronger than you.

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Your father must have been a theif, because you look like a pikiey

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Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

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Hey baby, let me take you to heaven.

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Sorry, I don't wanna date a guy who's best pickup line is cocaine.

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adam burdass

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Female: You're hot! Male: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha get in the van.

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Are you from tennessee? Because your inbred and retarted.

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Hey you've got the most beautiful f*cked up teeth I've ever seen.

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Girl: How come you never look at me when we make love? Guy: Your face is taking away the memory of your sister's.

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do you clean your pants with windex cause i can see myself in them

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You must be tired... I assume you are because I am after following you on your four mile run through the park today.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my toe hurts.

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M: What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? F: Running and screaming for help

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Hey baby, you're really hot, I like girls with some meat for my bone.

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