I hope you know CPR, because you so ugly you take my breath away

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Man, stay alive, I dont even got time to read that shit. See you around son.

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Man: Hello! I am SUPERMAN! And you are so hot you are my Kryptonite! Woman: then you better get lost before you die! Man: Uh well... yeah uh... walks away (in non super speed strangely) Moral: Think things trough sometimes...

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Female: Why? Male: Cus you look like an inbred hick

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Dont talk to me, and I wont talk to you.

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Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Girl: Did it hurt when you were thrust through the ash-filled layers of Hell?

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If I could rearange the alphabet id put "I-W-A-N-T-S-E-X-Y-O-U together. SIr, not really but that was kinda impressive. Me: I know...

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-Do you mind if i smoke? -No. I dont even mind if you burn....

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Is your dad a terrorist?? 'Cause you're a sex bomb.

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Guy: You look two times as beautiful with makup on. Girl: Really? I think you would too.

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I hate you already.

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Male: Do you know if there is an airport around here? Cause my heart took off, when I saw you... Female: Yeah? Well my heart crashed in the Hudson River when I saw you!

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"Hey girl, is there a mirror in your pants?" "No, that's just my penis."

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She - Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? becuase your-- He - I did not fall from heaven, you ignorant little twat.

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Hey baby, are you Star Trek? Because I watch you every night in the darkness.

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Man enters a bar... ORIGINALITY FOR THE PEOPLE! Man: Hey, wanna go to my place later? Woman: Ok Ronald McDonald but you gotta take of your costume first and... Man: What costume? I am Michael Ja.. Moral: Stop it right there! Its too early for jokes about uh... Michael J Fox... yeah him yeah... lets keep it that way...

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Mother: Fuck me son fuck me harder. Me: Mother no! My body is not ready aaaaaaaaaarghhh! Moral: Why do dreams have to stop when it gets good? Dont know son, ready for round two?

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You have lovely eyes. They'll look better in a pile on my floor in the morning.

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Shall I compare you to a summer's day? Damn you're hot!

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The ability to speak with dead relatives but only whilst masturbating

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-Go on don't be shy, Ask me out. -Okay Go out.

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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Let's not turn this rape... into a murder

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Girl: Hey you cutypie! want to ride my newest pimpmobile and get drunk and have unprotected sex? Man: Gee that was mighty brave of you, teehee.. Maybe though, but cant we just get to know each other a bit first? ;) I mean I am a partygirl bu.. Girl: ...Uh, something feels wrong here. Man: Cut! I think we picked up each other scripts... Moral: About mother fucking time someone noticed something! This is anti-pickupline enough for me...

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