Why do cops eat donuts so much? Because they are delish

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Man at bar: Hey girls... want my banana in your pajamas? ;) ;) ;) Girls: YEAH! Man: "thinks for himself..."... man I never get this reaction from girls.. you are a bunch of skanks and sluts... (leaves the bar) In the end, we are never happy with what we get are we? yeah... this is kinda the moral of this story... (Ps: My banana in your pajamas... I got a girlfriend, but someday Im gonna try that pick up line... hahahaha

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He: Let me be the reason you're up all night. She: You will be. I always wake up when I have nightmares.

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Man: Do you like a sensitive guy? Women: Yeah, I used to be one.

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Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

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Boy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Girl: I'm a antsiest

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- Have we met? - Honey, we're not meeting now.

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im a serial killer So GTFO before i kill you

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Guy- Hey girl do u like math Girl-um, sure Guy- ok I got a problem... Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply the bodies.... What does that equal.... Girl- u and ur homo friends

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Man: Your body is a temple! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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Guy: If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together Girl: If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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Stable relationships are for horses.

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Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

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Hey baby, are you Star Trek? Because I watch you every night in the darkness.

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Are you a dinosaur? Because you look like you got hit by an asteroid.

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- hey baby i wanna show you something - wait i wanna show you something too -what is it? -my fists

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You are the personification of beauty. ,..Wanna Shag?

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He: Did it hurt? She: When I fell from heaven? heard it before... He: No, when you fell from the ugly tree!

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Dude: Do you have insurance on you ass? Gal: Why? Dude: Because Im about to hit it. Gal: I hope you have insurance on your face (punch).

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