Man: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Hey, you want a ride?

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Female: Why? Male: Cus you look like an inbred hick

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hey, your cute. hey, your not.

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Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

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I take the the out of psychotherapist

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Your father must have been a theif, because you look like a pikiey

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- hey id like my order for you - ok we put extra punch with it these days

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Q: Why are Italian girls so hairy? A: Because it turns out its a genetic predisposition in which almost all males and females have when of the Italian ethnicity, these genetics are also parts of other race types.

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Shall I compare you to a summer's day? Damn you're hot!

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Did you just fart? Cause it smells like shit in here

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The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I'm at least half right.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I right next to each other. You say that you want me? Well don't what you come for!!

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Guy: You look two times as beautiful with makup on. Girl: Really? I think you would too.

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Man, stay alive, I dont even got time to read that shit. See you around son.

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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Man: There is a U and I in beautiful Woman: Ya, but there is only a U in ugly

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Hey, are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you are from Tennessee.

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-Hey, have we met before? -No, because I don't remember ever seeing a face that made me this nauseous.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. - No, it's okay. 'N' and 'O' are already together.

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Man: Lets have some fun ;) Woman: Sure! Man: Starts telling jokes. Woman: Funny but I thought... Man: What? Woman: Well its a bit uh... silly of me but I thought that we where getting at your place, having a drink and... Man: What? I said fun, not date rape! Woman: Wow... this is really getting nowhere is it? Author: Hell no! Moral: This "anti-pickup" was not even finished and you want a moral too? Pssssssssssssssssshhhhh....

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Anti-Pickup Line

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