Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I cant rhyme, ever since my dog and I were walking down the street and then he died and then i cried and then i died and then he cried

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—do you believe in love at first sight or shall I come back again? —no, and I think you shall not come back ever.

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Guy- Hey girl do u like math Girl-um, sure Guy- ok I got a problem... Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply the bodies.... What does that equal.... Girl- u and ur homo friends

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If you were Mufasa I'd help scar push you off the ledge

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Man: Oh.. girl you smell so nice... Girl: TRY ANOTHER LINE AND STOP LOOKING AT MY TlTS LOSER! Man: Uh... I am blind... Girl: Um...

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Little guy: I also beat Mike Tyson with my fists! Woman: Meh, from what I heard you beat some nobody named Mr.Dream! Little guy: Damn you Nintendo! Moral: He sure was not a big mac... more like a little ma.. baaaah you wont get it anyways!....

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Male: Did you get your tickes to the barbercue? Female: What barbercue? Male: The barbercue where i put my meat on your face.

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Are you a dinosaur? Because you look like you got hit by an asteroid.

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I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant

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Boy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Girl: I'm a antsiest

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Hey baby, can I cream in your chocolate?

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-Hey sit on my face and I will guess your weight

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adam burdass

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Roses are red Violates are blue Get in the van I have a gun.

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male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

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(Guy mumbles a bit, then says): You don't know me, but can I get you a drink? Yeah, sure... OK. HAHAHAA!!! Before I asked if you wanted a drink I mumbled "Do you want to have sex"? And you said yes! HAHAHAA!!!

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This one is for the ladies: Man: If I could put 6 and 9 on my calculator we would have the greatest time ever ;) Woman: If you did that id just put 911 on my cellphone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im a serial killer So GTFO before i kill you

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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hey, your cute. hey, your not.

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-Hey, have we met before? -No, because I don't remember ever seeing a face that made me this nauseous.

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Are u in the army cause u make my private stand at attention.

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-Wanna go to my place? -Actually, I was gonna ask you the same question. -Really? Where do you live? -In a sexual harassment class.

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