Hey lady, you're really, really cute! Let's go out in the woods, GET NAKED and have sex!

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Man: Your body is a tempe! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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Man: Wanna (censored)? Woman: (Censored) you man!

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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If you were a booger i would pick you Good thing you have no hands

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down

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-hey, come here a minute.

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Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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Let me stick it in...just once baby...that's all I'll need. ;)

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Boy- is that a mirror in your pants? Girl-? Boy-because i see my self in your pants Girl-oh this, this is a picture of crap!

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Do women shake the petrol pump after filling or is that just a guy thing?

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Hey wanna have sex and get married! ......... sorry.......

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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Man: There is a U and I in beautiful Woman: Ya, but there is only a U in ugly

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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Do you have cancer, because you look diseased.

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The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

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I like my women like I like my coffee I drink Tea

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

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How much do you love me? Look at the stars and count them Bu-but it's afternoon Exactly

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Baby if you were homework, I would do you all the time

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On a scale from 1 to 10, can I get your number?

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