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You look just like my sister! That's funny,... CUZ IM A DUDE

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Hey baby, can I cream in your chocolate?

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Hey girl, I am a rich guy with a huge estate and stuff, while you live under a cardboard box so... Your place or mine? Both, I to your place, and you to mine.

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You wanna have sex and get married?? Ok... Sorry.

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You like my boobies ;) Girl: I said no you disgusting fat bastard! Moral: What fucking kind of MOTHERFUCKING MORAL are you expecting to find here?!?

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Guy: Hey, cutie! What's your name? Girl: JOHN CENA.

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4 out of 5 people enjoy being gangraped

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MAN: Did it hurt? WOMAN: Did what hurt? MAN: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? WOMAN: Did it hurt when you were dropped as a baby?

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The power to type any pointless superpower at the wrong place... ...shit...

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HONEY! I SEE MEDUSA!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait, it was just you

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- Have we met? - Honey, we're not meeting now.

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Guy: Happy Birthday Girl: Huh? Guy: You're gonna get raped

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Boy- is that a mirror in your pants? Girl-? Boy-because i see my self in your pants Girl-oh this, this is a picture of crap!

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Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

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You are the personification of beauty. ,..Wanna Shag?

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-Adam, am I the only girl in your life? -Who else is there?

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- Are you from Tennessee bec- - Yes

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Damn girl did you just come from the dump? Cause you smell like shit.

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-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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You're like a drug to me. why because I'm so addicting?:) No, because you ruined my life.

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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