-So, what are you doing later? -Not you.

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Hey baby, can I cream in your chocolate?

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Man: I wanna know what love iiiiiiis... And I want you to show meeeeeeeeee! *Woman slams man with baseball bat* Man: Urgh... ARGH MY FACE BLEEDING EVERYWHERE! WHYYYY! Woman: I love baseball! Moral: Stupid singing idiot, if that is not the worst pick up line ever, then some other is!

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How much does a whales weigh? How much? Just enough to make you look skinny.

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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MAN: Did it hurt? WOMAN: Did what hurt? MAN: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? WOMAN: Did it hurt when you were dropped as a baby?

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The power to type any pointless superpower at the wrong place... ...shit...

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You look just like my sister! That's funny,... CUZ IM A DUDE

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- Have we met? - Honey, we're not meeting now.

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You like my boobies ;) Girl: I said no you disgusting fat bastard! Moral: What fucking kind of MOTHERFUCKING MORAL are you expecting to find here?!?

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-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

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HONEY! I SEE MEDUSA!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait, it was just you

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4 out of 5 people enjoy being gangraped

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Couple in bed: Woman: I want some variation... you into roleplay? Man: Sure! Woman: Ok, Ill be a hot housemaid... Man: OK but they have little mana so... ill be a firemage! Woman: Huh? Man: SHHHH! its not your time to attack yet! Moral: Geeks...

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Boy- is that a mirror in your pants? Girl-? Boy-because i see my self in your pants Girl-oh this, this is a picture of crap!

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- Hello There Pretty Lady! - Hi... - Wow, your the fist girl I've met who has bigger boobs than I do! - Tw*t

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- if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U next to Y, just why

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Guy: Happy Birthday Girl: Huh? Guy: You're gonna get raped

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Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

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You are the personification of beauty. ,..Wanna Shag?

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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-Adam, am I the only girl in your life? -Who else is there?

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Let's not turn this rape... into a murder

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Anti-Pickup Line

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