I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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- Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? - Nah, angels like me, have wings.

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Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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M: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? F: North Korea

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Did you fall from heaven? Because, I believe in the afterlife.

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I have one thing to say to all the woman who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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- I'd do anything for you. - Die.

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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Man: Hey you are so pretty I bet you are a hooker! Woman: Uh.. thanks but no.. Man: Damn... I was hoping to get laid tonight...

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause you d*** sure look like a demon!

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Hi, since its our first "Set Time Date" , I want you know I haven't got any STD's

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Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

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Guy:Are you wearing space pants, cause that ass is out of this world! Girl:No, they're baseball pants, cuz this ass is out of your league.

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He: Hey bay wanna danc- She: Leave.

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Hey lady, you're really, really cute! Let's go out in the woods, GET NAKED and have sex!

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-You wanna get laid tonight? -You wanna never have sex again?

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-hey, come here a minute.

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- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

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boy - would you like to dance? girl - hell no! boy - I think you misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants. girl - That's why I said "Hell No!" girl - I'm trying to deny the fact that I look fat in my pants. boy - damnit! girl - Phew!

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Male: Baby, I am God's gift to this earth! Female: Well, if I take a receipt up to Heaven, can I exchange you for someone better?

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