Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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Hey girl, ever tried a double dildo with a man before? ;)

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Roses are red violets are blue i got a gun get in the van!

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Are you a Potato? Because I love Potatoes.

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guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd probably leave it as is, seems to be working OK just fine without my internvention. And imagine the work it'd create in terms of all the re-filing alone. Librarians would have apoplexy, and if I came out I was responsible..well, there'd be hell to pay. No, thank you, but no thank you, the alphabet can stay as it is, no matter how hot your body.

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Wow! You know, your eyes are like blueberries, wait, can I actually, can I actually, I'm kinda hungry, can I, can I have them?

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- I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U - ...

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You dont need makeup, plastic surgery is really cheap nowadays!

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Hi, since its our first "Set Time Date" , I want you know I haven't got any STD's

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Let me stick it in...just once baby...that's all I'll need. ;)

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man: may I impale you on my stake? woman: O.o (for goth girls)

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Little guy: I also beat Mike Tyson with my fists! Woman: Meh, from what I heard you beat some nobody named Mr.Dream! Little guy: Damn you Nintendo! Moral: He sure was not a big mac... more like a little ma.. baaaah you wont get it anyways!....

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Get in the van I have a gun.

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M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

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Put the lotion on the skin!

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Man: I bet I can scream so loud I can break the walls this post is made of. Woman: Pfff bullshit.. Man: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! Woman: Wow, I wanna go home with you! Man: Sorry, I dont wanna go home with you Moral I dont bang women I "have something to prove to" if ever... heck just ask a woman what makes her cool enough to ask/demand you to prove yourself... and you may just hit the soft spot...

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Lady: Is your name REAAAAAAAAALLY Moral? Moral: Stupid big titted bimbo... seems im getting laid tonight...just like I was today, and by midday and... yeah lie.. I mean brag a lot I do not have sex THAT many times a day... okay I lied again... Anyway vote me for president at least I am honest... well actually that was a lie but...

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M: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? F: North Korea

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- Did it hurt? - What? - When you were catapaulted from the firey bowels of Hell?

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Female: You're hot! Male: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha get in the van.

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-My love for you is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in...

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men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

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