- Anti-Pickup Line

Female: Hey can i buy you a drink? Male: I have AIDS.

-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

roses are red, violets are blue, my toe hurts.

- Have we met? - Honey, we're not meeting now.

Hi, since its our first "Set Time Date" , I want you know I haven't got any STD's

Are you a Potato? Because I love Potatoes.

Let me stick it in...just once baby...that's all I'll need. ;)

Guy: Hey is your dad a jeweler? Girl: No, He died a year ago due to a heart condition.

guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

You're like a drug to me. why because I'm so addicting?:) No, because you ruined my life.

Damn gurl, are you a microwave? Cause for sure you are burning me hot.

men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

-hey, come here a minute.

Man enters bar and does a lot of magic tricks, all the prettiest women are extremely impressed: Girls: WOW! We would do anything to see more of that! Guy: Uh... damn I forgot what to do after this... Moral: Screw the game man, its a stupid book, just be your moronic self and someone will like you for the lovely disgusting moron that you are... by the way you lost the game :D

This is what Nero calls for his "destroyer" not sure if I should consider that flattering, he thinks so anyways, he just wants to say, that why the fuck are people suddenly scared of looooooooooooooooooooooong messages on the interbewbs. "No leave it be, interbewsbs sounds prefect" Nero The Hero "FINAL FRESH" What Nero And Vagina shouts? :)) Something is off here but he has passed out again :)) "God woman, you suck at pop cultural quotes" Nero, the fucklord (omg, he is crazy, gotta love this guy) "thanks" Nero the grateful. "I Ask you if you know who I am by saying "ITS ME MARIO and you still do not know what name is? THe red plumber Nintendo HIS NAME IS MARIO!?" Nero The (fucking annoyed at me) :)) Sorry guys just having fun. "THOU SHALL NEVER APOLOGIzE FOR THE WORD OF NERO" -Nero insists, I mean the LORD OF DARKNESS INSISTS "Can we fucking stop making quotes of me now? All the girls are laughing at me, WHY AM I SO DEFEATED!" Last quote added without his consent

You dont need makeup, plastic surgery is really cheap nowadays!

Male: Baby, I am God's gift to this earth! Female: Well, if I take a receipt up to Heaven, can I exchange you for someone better?

Boy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until I heard that horrible pick-up line.

Sorry to take up space, but this is simply my reply to the vile threats to that person whose line starts with "what did you say little bitch", know that he has no idea what he is talking about, and is possibly a simple mental case. Seriously, who the hell are you? And even so, who the hell do you think you are? Yeah with your terrible lack of discipline there is no way in hell you are or would become a soldier. You know very well that the navy would never waste its resources on helping your selfish and childish acts of revenge (or whatever you seek) Death threats will get you nowhere, and you can fully threaten me, but know that I live in Norway, and you can trace me and send your whole unit (if you had one) but by then you would solely be responsible for acts of war and be properly executed for international treason. Know your place civilian, we fight to protect you, do not shame us with your childish vendetta. Drill Sergeant Axel "Strength" Godøy. Aka "Moral Man" Ps: Threaten anyone again, and I will fill a full report and assure that your IP is banned from this network, you are shaming your people, your country and all that fight to defend world peace, try me out and see, give me that luxury.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

He: Hey bay wanna danc- She: Leave.

Are you from tennessee? Because your inbred and retarted.

Hey, girl. Looking for a stud? Cuz I've got the STD and all I need is U

Hello children! :D

Anti-Pickup Line

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