hey i know spanish french german russian and Punjabi. got a talented tongue ;)

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Baby if you were homework, I would do you all the time

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Guy: Hey is your dad a jeweler? Girl: No, He died a year ago due to a heart condition.

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guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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Guy: wow! Why are you naked and on top of me? Girl: What are you talking about! We are at a bar! Guy: Oh sorry I am a psychic and keep getting flashes of the near future...

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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Damn gurl, are you a microwave? Cause for sure you are burning me hot.

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M: Woah I am drunk baby... But I gotta say... you`re the hottest bitch in town! B: Bark bark!

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down

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Are you a Potato? Because I love Potatoes.

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- Yo baby can I have your number? - Sure! My number is one *sticks up middle finger*

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Guy:My tummy hurts Girl: Oh!! Are you pregnant ? Guy: Yeah!!! With a baby elephant!! Girl:WHAT!!!! Guy: Yeah!! Wanna see its trunk

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M: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? F: North Korea

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Boy- is that a mirror in your pants? Girl-? Boy-because i see my self in your pants Girl-oh this, this is a picture of crap!

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Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

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- Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? - Nah, angels like me, have wings.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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Moral man enters a bar and spots a sad girl. MMan: Why so sad? Lady: My father died... MMan: And you want him to see you sad, from wherever he may be? Lady: No but how am I supposed to be happy about it? MMan: Remember the happy days you spent, because they are many more than the days you will see his gravestone, and if nothing else, we can always keep those alive within our heart happily, as long as we are happy in OUR heart... Moral: I would have called this meaningless bull before, but this is a true story, and those words are the reason I just celebrated my two year anniversary with my girlfriend, the most amazing girl ever... which just sang out of joy btw... I may be different... but if a man can keep those he loves happy, he is indeed a true man... Ok now she wants to know what I am typing, so I say nothing and put this self brag away, because I share with you, but heck, what am I? Somekind of romantic? Answer: Meh, I am the ever lovable jerk you may not like, but cant stop loving once you know me either... The anti-part? Dunno, dont care :D

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Did It Hurt when you fell from heaven? No, because I was already dead.

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Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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