Are you from Tennessee? Youre the only 10 i see, and im 59. I bet we could 69 beautifully.

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-How did your date go last night? -It was going alright but then I started crying uncontrollably. -Nervous habit? -Pepper spray.

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(in a bar) Guy: Know how to play any instruments? Girl: No...but I wanna learn. Can you teach me? Guy:Sure..ever heard of the skin flute? Girl: (unaware) No. Can you teach me to play it? Guy: Sure, I can. :) (The girl leaves with the guy as he looks over his shoulder and winks with the thought of getting laid)

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Wife: I have a confession to tell you my wife said to me one day... Before we got together I was raped by a masked man and I really liked it. Me: I know.

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you look like my mother

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I hate you already.

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Guy: Hey :) Guy: Hey to you too :) Don't jump to conclusions people. They're gay.

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He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

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Wow! You know, your eyes are like blueberries, wait, can I actually, can I actually, I'm kinda hungry, can I, can I have them?

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Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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I wish I was your math momework, because then I would be really hard and you'd be doing me on the desk.

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This is what Nero calls for his "destroyer" not sure if I should consider that flattering, he thinks so anyways, he just wants to say, that why the fuck are people suddenly scared of looooooooooooooooooooooong messages on the interbewbs. "No leave it be, interbewsbs sounds prefect" Nero The Hero "FINAL FRESH" What Nero And Vagina shouts? :)) Something is off here but he has passed out again :)) "God woman, you suck at pop cultural quotes" Nero, the fucklord (omg, he is crazy, gotta love this guy) "thanks" Nero the grateful. "I Ask you if you know who I am by saying "ITS ME MARIO and you still do not know what name is? THe red plumber Nintendo HIS NAME IS MARIO!?" Nero The (fucking annoyed at me) :)) Sorry guys just having fun. "THOU SHALL NEVER APOLOGIzE FOR THE WORD OF NERO" -Nero insists, I mean the LORD OF DARKNESS INSISTS "Can we fucking stop making quotes of me now? All the girls are laughing at me, WHY AM I SO DEFEATED!" Last quote added without his consent

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Hey girl, ever tried a double dildo with a man before? ;)

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Guy texting random girl: *u must b wearing space pants cuz ur a*s is out of this world *no im wearing baseball pants cuz my a*s is out of ur leage (this girl deserves an award)

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i'm a doctor.... maybe i can fix that thing you call a face

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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Is that a banana in your pants? Can I have yours?

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Ya know what would look good on you? ME!

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Roses are red Violets are gold Get on your knees And do what your told

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Why are you crying? I have to walk out these woods alone!

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Hey girl, is your name Ethiopian food? Because your playing hard to get.

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Guy -Are you from Tenessee? Girl -No. guy -oh, because you looked kinda southern.

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-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? -I'm an atheist.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause you d*** sure look like a demon!

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