Guy:I got stds! Wanna do it? Girl:what the f*** did u just say?guy:oh std ummmm save the dogs?uh ya that save the dogs I own a animal shelter! Girl:I'm not stupid guy: u sure? (Slap)

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Male: Did it hurt??? Female: What, when I fell from heaven? Male: No, the first time you did anal!!!

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Man: Hey babe ;) I may not be the smartest guy around, but look at these muscles! (flexes like crazy). Girl: Sorry, I am blind... Man: Oh... do you hear my sexy raspy voice though? Girl: Sorry I am also deaf... Man: Oh... (leaves) 2 Weeks later: Man: HEY THAT WOMAN TRICKED ME! SHE SAID SHE WAS DEAF BUT WAS CAPABLE OF SPEAKING! DEAF PEOPLE DO NOT SPEAK!.... I think...

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Guy : your looking well! Girl: awh thanks Guy: You must have shaved this morning.....waaaaaay

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Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: Hell No! Man: I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me. I said - You look fat in those pants!

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Boy- Didi it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until i saw you.

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I think I shit myself

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roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

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Boy: So...Um...How's life? Girl: Great, until you came along.

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Hey giiiiiiiiiiirl, I'm no Flinstone but I can make your bedrock.

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Guy: Is it hot in here or did i just break the ice? Girl: No, it was your weight.

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-Your the hottest girl i have ever met -I'm a man

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Man: Are you a beach? Cause I'm sure there's a lot of crabs crawling around down there

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Why do cops eat donuts so much? Because they are delish

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I am Lucifer, my color is blue I already got my queen TO HELL WITH YOU! Moral: Know my name and fear it, I am now and forever.

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Every kiss begins with K ;) Yeah to bad ugly begins with U

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I thought you were cute, so the voices told me to come say hi.

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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Are you Jamaican? Because I love black women

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My friends just bet me 50 dollars that I couldn't pick you up if I came over and spoke with you, would you like a few free drinks on their money?

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You seem reasonably clean, which is always an important consideration for me when selecting a woman.

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Are you from Jamaica because I'm from Jamaica and I think I recognize you? Your ugly as hell by the way.

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Man seriously? Free Samsung? And that Fiat, I been wondering how much you want for it, not that i got it but I was considering buying it sometime. Son, I got no idea what brand this piece of shit car is, but the wheels are cool. No really, if you mean it, ill take that Fiat man, man, ill kiss your feet, ill do it, no really I mean Really? I mean really really? Man If you mean it, ill get over there right away, and man, you can have dunno, bad times, hell ANYTHING Okay? But if you are just messing with me, you can go fuck yourself and your phone man!

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My therapist says I should meet new people.

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