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That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

Get your coat love. I've got a knife

-I'll do anything,no matter how kinky it is if you can say it in three words. -Clean my house.

Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night

-So, you wanna...? -I'm on my period.

Will you marry me? WHO ARE YOU?

Man: Hey, want to go back to my apartment and engage in intercourse? Woman: No

Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side. (;

Nice hair, can I pull it?

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

have met you before? i like eating my dogs shit.

can i take a dump in your mouth?

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.

Hello little girl would you like some candy, yes? ;-)

-Eeeeeeeey girl how much does a polar bear weigh? -An adult male weighs around 350–680 kg (770–1,500 lb),[4] while an adult female is about half that.

-Are you Jamaican 'cos jamaican me crazy! -... stabs

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought I was ugly, but then I met you

Male: I have a large penis female: so do i.

-Do you come here often? -I'm about to.

Did you just fart? 'cos you blew me away

I've got candy.

At a bar: Man: Hi according to horsehead network I am the third most useless "invention" in the world! Moral: See what I did there? No? Then go see the pointless inventions section :P

good thing i got my library card cuz im checking you out. i hate people who have library cards.

Anti-Pickup Line

A collection of responses to pickup lines, and just bad ones in general!

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