How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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Boy: Is your mom mexican? Girl: No/Yes why? Boy: Just wondering.

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hello my name is pogo would you like to jump on my stick?

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: What? Guy:When I drugged you, then dragged you all the way to my place and banged the hell out of your ass? I also managed to get my entire fist in and out of your ass several times. Moral: Wanna go out with me?

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-Get in the Van

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Your breast is like a beer holder, you would allow me to store beer in between your breasts, while I talk on the phone

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guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon? girl:No. guy: well your no help.

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-Can I have your number? -Can my boyfriend punch you in the face?

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Man: Hey, I'm Red. You like to walk? Woman: No. I prefer to run. Away from you

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Can I have this dance? Sure just give me a minute to load my gun

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I like your eyes. My eyes don't like you.

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You like my boobies ;) Girl: I said no you disgusting fat bastard! Moral: What fucking kind of MOTHERFUCKING MORAL are you expecting to find here?!?

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If you were a booger i'd pick you first. -that, is fucking disgusting.

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-how much does a polar bear way. -half as much as you (for fat girls)

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Man: Hey baby, I hear you are lesbian, that sounds really sexy! ;) Woman: Take the damn hint asshole! I am a lesbian! Man: Hey! Woah! Relax! I already know where you come from, say, are all girls in Lesbia this hostile? Moral: They are friendlier in south Lesbia...

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male:hey what that between your leggs female: my sisters penis

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what goes up and down , side to side all the time? a compass get your mind out of the gudder.

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"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes." "They always say that before they go to sleep."

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How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know. Quite a lot, actually.

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Guy: Have you ever seen a rhinoceros? Girl:No. Why? Guy: So you don't have a mirror in your house?

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Sung to the melody of Ozzy`s: "Moral Man" HEES THE MORAL MAN, IIIS HEE MORAL OR IS HE DEAD? HEES THE MORAL MAN AAARE THERE MORALS INSIDE HIS HEEAD. Moral: NOOO THERE ISNT! ONLY IMMORAL INSIDE! AND ILL KEEP POSTING, ONLY TO CRUSH YOUR INSIDES! *guitar solo begins*

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imgonna r@pe you

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- I'd go to the end of the world for you - Good,Stay There

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