Hi, since its our first "Set Time Date" , I want you know I haven't got any STD's

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Roses are red Violates are blue Get in the van I have a gun.

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Boy: You know, just because one is beautiful does not mean that she is intelligent. Girl: Really? Boy: Yeah. But I'd like to tell you that you're a very good exception. Girl: Do you really think so? Boy: Of course! You're already ugly, yet you're so incredibly stupid!

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do you clean your pants with windex cause i can see myself in them

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Is that a banana in your pants? Can I have yours?

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men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

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guy: do you like sea food? girl: hell yes, I got crabs, would you like some

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Man at a restaurant (that is out of everything but bar stools and alcoholic drinks): Man: Die monster! You don't belong in this world! Woman: Uh? Oh! Nice tribute to the cheesy Castlevania lines! Man:Tribute!?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves! Woman: Uh... well with most of you men lacking a spine nowadays... I cant truly disagree with you... Man: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you! Woman: Savior? Who do you think I am? But now I am annoyed *throws glass that breaks* have at you! *slaps man* Man: HYDRO STORM! Throws a flask of water upwards as it breaks on the floor splashing the woman... Woman: NOW I AM ALL WET! YOU MORON! Dont you know me? Man: Man: M-Maria? Uh... What happened? Shaft: Damn you broke free from your spell! But it is too late! Muahahaha! Castlevania has already become a bar! Richter: Well... that's fine to me, as long as Dracula does not STEAL MEN`S SOULS! Shaft: Relax, he is into business now... Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a businessman such as him! Shaft: Seriously! I invite you both at its VIP lounge and free beer to make up for the past mistakes... Richter: Excellent! But now feel my unbridled wrath!!!!! *punches Shaft* Shaft: Ouch! So... are we even now? Richter: Considering the free beer... okay... As they arrived Castle Barlevania they both got drunk and played "vampire killer" at the stage all night... Moral: Not much a Anti-Pick up line you say? Not only did Richter make a fool out of himself, but he also got her wet ;)

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You dont need makeup, plastic surgery is really cheap nowadays!

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Hey girl, ever tried a double dildo with a man before? ;)

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Roses are red violets are blue i got a gun get in the van!

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(boy gives flowers to a girl) Girl: Are these for me? Boy: Nope, I just want you to hold them for me for a second..

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M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

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You allergic to semen?

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Man enters bar and does a lot of magic tricks, all the prettiest women are extremely impressed: Girls: WOW! We would do anything to see more of that! Guy: Uh... damn I forgot what to do after this... Moral: Screw the game man, its a stupid book, just be your moronic self and someone will like you for the lovely disgusting moron that you are... by the way you lost the game :D

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hey i know spanish french german russian and Punjabi. got a talented tongue ;)

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: What? Him: When you fell out of the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?

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How does a ghost walk through walls? There's normally a door.

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Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong. No actually, I once had a job at a local Quizno's Sub Shop. However a tragic fire killed several employees and customers at this very location. I survived, but lost have permanent Third-Degree burns across my body. My life is ruined, prick.

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Female: You're hot! Male: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha get in the van.

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Hey girl, is your name Ethiopian food? Because your playing hard to get.

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-My love for you is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in...

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