- Anti-Pickup Line

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: sigh Did what hurt? (Expecting him to say "When you fell from heaven") Boy: When you broke through the earths crust, ascending from hell.

Hey girl, I am a rich guy with a huge estate and stuff, while you live under a cardboard box so... Your place or mine? Both, I to your place, and you to mine.

guy: hey baby come join the PEN15 club with mee ;) girl: whats that?? guy: come and i will show you...goes into the guys restroom with her....lets go to the restroom and never rest...except you can rest on my PEN15

I'll punch ya!

4 out of 5 people enjoy being gangraped

Guy : your looking well! Girl: awh thanks Guy: You must have shaved this morning.....waaaaaay

Man: Comon babe a little BJ wont hurt anyone get down..... Woman: sorry im alergic to peanuts

-If I could rearrange the alphabet... that would be nice..

male- are you from Tenessee female- why? am I the only ten you see? male- no, i was just going to say you look a little inbred.

Man : Wanna go to my house tonight? Woman : I'm not sure if a rock can fit 2 people inside.

Male: Baby, I am God's gift to this earth! Female: Well, if I take a receipt up to Heaven, can I exchange you for someone better?

Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

Wanna come home to my star destroyer and play with my lightsaber? No? How about just a trip down the Enterprise bridge to have fun with my romulans?... if you know what I mean? ;) ;)

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Man: I am willing to give my life for you. Woman: How about you fucking get one instead and rather seek me out then? Moral: M-M-M-Morale breaker!

your boobs are bigger than my nose

Q: How did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

I have one thing to say to all the woman who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

i would drag my balls through miles of broken glass, just to hear you fart through a walkey-talkey

Is that a ladder in your tights or are you just a cheap whore?!

Is that a mirror in your pants? We should have sex immediately.

Male: It's super hard and long. Female: I have always been under the impression that the GED is relatively simple.

-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

Hey ladies ;) I like to post lots of anti-pickuplines! ;) Girls: WOW! I WANNA JOIN YOU HOME! ME TOO ME TOO! The anti-part: This will never happen in real life.

Anti-Pickup Line

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The Anti Joke Book

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *sigh* Did what hurt? (Expecting him to say "When you fell from heaven") Boy: When you broke through the earths crust, ascending from hell.