In a classy bar: KEEP IT CLASSY! Man: Hello there dear... your eyes sparkle like the sun itself... Woman: Oh... thank you random stranger, that is the most beautiful thing someone have ever said to me :D Man: Really? But you are gorgeous (the two proceed to have a long CLASSY conversation and laughing in a classy reserved matter and drinking classy champagne and whatever... and then: Man: Ahahaha yes that is indeed true... By the way... would you mind becoming the single lonely mother of my children? Moral: skipped most of school classes... class ... overrated...

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"I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?"

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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Hey nice shoes....Wanna F***?

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Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

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Golf.

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Man: I will make the rape on you now woman! Woman: Wow great Borat imitation bravo! Man: Borat who? *draws gun* Moral: Pretty immoral

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You look exactly like my sister.

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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- Lets get outta here and have some fun - If you got your fathers dick....no

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Guy: Thanks Girl: Why? Guy: Cuz you made me get rid of that boner

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Oh hotness I wanna bang you!

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SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. SYLVIA: So, what happened? WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ---we'd both still be alive....?

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hey,are you a parking ticket? because nobody likes you.

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Are you from Wales, because...well...

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I have a gun.

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- You're a bombshell! - Too bad it ain't gonna BANG!

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Yeah... you'll have to do.

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Hey, I got some of the worst ratings on Horsehead network! Really? Moral: You bet!

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-Your eyes are as blue as toilet water

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The power to type any pointless superpower at the wrong place... ...shit...

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-Do your feet hurt? Because I couldn't help but notice you look about 75 pounds overweight and I hear that is rough on your feet.

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"I prefer animals... but your so ugly you remind me of my dog"

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't.

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