rohypnol. rape drug

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Knock Knock... Who's there Want Want who Want who fuck

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Guy- Hey, wanna come back to my place? Girl- Umm... I don't think 2 people can fit in that box...

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Man: Do you want to have sex at my house Women: No

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Female: Hey do you wann- Male: You got a purty mouth

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange

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you have your job, I have mine, so let's do it in the kitchen

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- you come here often? -i used to until you came here

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So which of you ladies wants to recieve child support payments from me next year?

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Good news: you'll never-ever-ever have a zit again. Bad news: because there's no more space for it to pop out.

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Male - Your a sight for sore eyes Female - And your a sight that causes sore eyes

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Im the demanding customer, your Dominos Pizza, I will make you Cum in 30 minutes or less.

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Hello I am a violent rapist, oh wait I meant to say my name first and the other much later... Moral: its official you suck!

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Mmm baby....I want you to stick your Gaberwalkie in my bandersnatch.. ;)

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-I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? -No.

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Nerdy Pokemon Pickup he: i want to squirrtle on your jigglypuff she: I want to boulder smash your face

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Guy: Can we go on a date? Girl: A date? You couldn't find a date if I handed you a bag of fruit!

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My dog just died so now you're my only Bitch.

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Get in the van.

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EVERYONE ELSE

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Would you like a free breast reduction consultation?

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-hey baby whats your sign? -no parking anytime

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the hoe tree and banged every dick on the way down?

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