Hey nice shoes....Wanna F***?

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What's your favorite condiment? Mine's mayonaise.

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You look exactly like my sister.

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Are you from Tennessee? Youre the only 10 i see, and im 59. I bet we could 69 beautifully.

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Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

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hey,are you a parking ticket? because nobody likes you.

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Guy: Thanks Girl: Why? Guy: Cuz you made me get rid of that boner

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Oh hotness I wanna bang you!

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- I would love to get into your pants... - You can't: I have an asshole in there already.

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- You're a bombshell! - Too bad it ain't gonna BANG!

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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Yeah... you'll have to do.

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Man: Hey whore! I got a job for you! A blow-Job... get it? HAR HAR HARR! Woman: Wtf? Man: Just a joke whore... wanna come to my place?

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you work at subway? cuz you givin me a footlong;)

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Girl: You look so happy, I am glad this is working out. Freud: Maaaaan I was just thinking about fucking my mom! Moral: Sickman Fraud.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't.

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Girl: You know I've never kissed a boy....... Boy: Me too

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i want a blowjob bitch *lifts her hijab*

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Hey babe, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you. Oh really? Because if you were a pokemon, I'd fight you, win and not even bother to capture you.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rapee? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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-Your eyes are as blue as toilet water

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together Female: You don't have to do anything because N and O are already together

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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knock knock. whos there. interupting cow. inter... mooo!

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