Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car I want to rape you

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Hey can I have your number? No.

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- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? - No but I scraped my knees when I climbed up from hell

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Boy: I want to get into your pants. Girl: No way! I already have an ass in there!

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When a tractor fell on your face?

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M - wanna have some fun? F - No! M - 0k, i have no choice but to rape you!

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Boy: Do you have a boyfriend? Girl: I don't have a boyfriend but I have a Girlfriend !

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On line post: Woman: HELLO! I love you, I am from Russia and find you particularly handsome and rich I am certain you could take care of me and I will do anything for you ;) here are some nice pictures I have never met someone as fantastic as you please contact me! (revealing pictures.gif) additional information: This message has been sent to 100.000 other recipients. FAIL! Moral: And I had not even moved out from my parents home yet... rich enough my ass...

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- You look really nice - I know

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Hey, you're cute... lets bang.

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(this is only funny if ur a guy!) you go to a party im a man you get a drink im a man you laugh with friends im a man u see a hot chick im a man you invite her over to ur place im a man you go up in the bedroom im a man you go to pull her pants off im a man and she says... im a man!

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Male - Hey girl, do you want to dance? Female - No. Male - C'mon, lower your standards a little....I did.

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I dont have sex on the first date - only if the opportunity comes

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I have a lot of family that lives there, maybe we're related.

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Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

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Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

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Eyh! its me Black Metal, I seriously cant pay you right now son! Sorry if this comes late this page do not work for shit, (I bet thats why you pick this page you egomaniac son, If you was not full of em charisma id never do this alright?) Okay Overlord, I got your message, hell you know my sister loves you crazy crazy man, why the hell would I try to "hold her away" I mean fuck its banging, so yeah thumbs ups man High five for my sister, its you know, she was super shy before you showed up, now she cant do gym anymore (haha man you so hardcore) but she has lots of friends and you know... So am I absolved now Overlord Black Metal? Moral: Because this guy made me put this, man, you making me feel like a total bitch, good play son!

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guy scientist: hey can i send a probe to explore uranus? girl scientist: hey can i send a rocket with you in it to the sun/

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If you go out with me there might be some smegma in it for you.

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He: If i were a carpenter i would nail you She: If i were a hammer i would hit you

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a mac10. GET IN THE VAN.

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He: Did you fall from Heaven? She: Well... He: 'Cos I got an erection. She: -__-

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You're parents must be assholes because baby you're the shit!

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Your parents must be assholes...because you're the shit.

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