Did it hurt when you burst through the concrete emerging from hell? Yes, yes it did.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Man: Hi ladies I am back for more if you know what I mean ;) Ladies: Get lost you damn hippie! The seventies are over! Man: Whaaat? I died for your sins you know! Moral: Ever heard of Jesus`s ladyfriends? There, now you see what I mean.

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i am with stupid l l l \/

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Guy: Do you like me? Girl: No Guy: ..... Girl: You didn't ask me if I loved you! Guy: Do you love me? :D Girl: No

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Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cu.mm.ing too

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Q: What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? A: My zipper.

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Man - Hey hun.. .Can I kiss the most beautiful girl on the whole party? ;) Wowan - Hell no. Man - Ah, I see... And what about you? Can I?

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Are you a parking ticket because I'm spending all my money on you and wish you were gone.

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Are you water? Because you are very shallow. Now GTFO.

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Damn you look good in beer goggles.

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-Get in the Van

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cockface

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Boy: whats your name? Girl: i dont know, im just s fetus

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-I know you want to ask me out. I am free anytime. -Ok, then go out.

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A: Did I see you walking out of that bar or was it an angel? :D B: I'm your mom you pervert.

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M: You make me wanna be a terrorist! W: Why? M: I so wanna blow on you right now...

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hey did you fall from heaven? because my car is all smashed up.

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Hello my name is Horny and... oops... I got it wrong didn't I?

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guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon? girl:No. guy: well your no help.

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Five dollar women... WOO!

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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-hey baby whats your sign? -no parking anytime

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-how much does a polar bear way. -half as much as you (for fat girls)

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