-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know. Quite a lot, actually.

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Guy: I lost my phone number, Can I have yours? Girl: Your phone service would help you get a new one.

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I just shat my pants..... can I get in yours?

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Guy: Can I have your number ? Girl: We are six.

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why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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Do you believe in angels? Cool, what about goblins?

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Still a better love story than Twilight

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I like your eyes. My eyes don't like you.

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when ilfe gives you lemons i squirt the jiuce in my eyes so i dont have to stare at you anymore :)

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-Want to get on your knees and suck my dick? -No thanks, I have enough Tic Tacs at home.

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I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.-Rodney Dangerfield

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Are you from Tennessee? Because we are both in Tennessee and I thought asking where you grew up would be a good way to get to know you better.

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your so beautiful im blinded! aww really?! no. i was kidding. im just blind.

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Nerdy Pokemon Pickup he: i want to squirrtle on your jigglypuff she: I want to boulder smash your face

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have some money, how much are you?

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You are so beautiful. You look just like my dead wife. You can come back to my place and the 3 of us can get to know each other better.

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Woman: The church is fantastic, I see Jesus wherever I go! Me: I see a psycho wherever you go. Moral: PSYCHO CRUSHER!

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Girl, do you believe in love by first sight? Uh maybe... Okay, let me see if those titties of you are real or wonderbra or silicone or whatever... Moral: You are fantastic, you know who you remind me of? Myself ;)

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If you were my daughter id still be bathing you

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-Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I'd be in prison.

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- Can I buy you a drink? - Yes, providing you f**k off immediately afterwards and I never have the misfortune to see or smell you ever again.

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Guy: Hey baby, did you come by car? Girl: No I walked. Guy: Well I can make you come in mine.

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Guy: Are you looking for a hot, sexy, fertile young man? Girl: No thanks, I used to be one.

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